DOPE FIEND MANEUVER'S..
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dope fiend manuevers happen at work too:
when your co-worker is bouncing off the walls and doing the "gone fishing" bounce-in-chair a-la Kenny Smith/Charles Barkley
when the same coworker calls in sick religously the monday after payday
when you hear something sounding like a dog scratching at the door and turn around to find that same co-worker scratching the same part of his ashy ass neck that he was just furiously scratching 8 seconds ago
Same co-worker = falling asleep on the computer when he's coming down off his 3 day meth binge
smh
when your co-worker is bouncing off the walls and doing the "gone fishing" bounce-in-chair a-la Kenny Smith/Charles Barkley
when the same coworker calls in sick religously the monday after payday
when you hear something sounding like a dog scratching at the door and turn around to find that same co-worker scratching the same part of his ashy ass neck that he was just furiously scratching 8 seconds ago
Same co-worker = falling asleep on the computer when he's coming down off his 3 day meth binge
smh
girls who are on meth are the worse. eventually they become whores. i remember these 2 girls who were at my house had no money or a car and were fiending like crazy. they called up this one dude and the guy says "yeah ill give you a hit if you come down" these bitches once again dont have money or a car so their plan was to call a taxi ... travel over 10 miles... ditch the taxi... start jumping into peoples backyards and risk going to jail over 1 HIT.
long story short... i was taking a drunk shit in a restroom at the tropicana in atlantic city... dude in the stall next to me was taking a piss when all of a sudden he blurts out "what the fuck is a ding dong... hheheheheh sheeeit" and i damn near bust out laughing. i can only assume he was a dope fiend
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Dope fiend maneuver:
I was driving home taking Golden Gate in SF. See a dope fiend in distress. I happen to have a full plate of food...good food too, that I was planning on eating.
Like a dumbass, I call dude over, and offer him the food.
He takes it.
Then places the food on the floor, and proceeds to walk between lanes begging for change.
I should have knocked his last remaining tooth out with a swift crescent kick, but fuck it, his dope fiend ass will probably be dead soon.
I was driving home taking Golden Gate in SF. See a dope fiend in distress. I happen to have a full plate of food...good food too, that I was planning on eating.
Like a dumbass, I call dude over, and offer him the food.
He takes it.
Then places the food on the floor, and proceeds to walk between lanes begging for change.
I should have knocked his last remaining tooth out with a swift crescent kick, but fuck it, his dope fiend ass will probably be dead soon.