DOPE FIEND MANEUVER'S..

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SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

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SO IM AT WORK AND THIS FOOL WALKS IN WITH A CHECK FOR ABOUT 450 BONES.HE DONT HAVE ID.HE WANTS ME TO CASH IT ON THE STRENGTH.THIS FOOL WAS DEAD SERIOUS.I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AT DUDE.IM LIKE COME ON MAN GO HOME CATCH UP ON ABOUT A WEEK OF SLEEP.TAKE A SHOWER.FIND A REAL JOB.N STOP PRINTING FUCKING CHECKS OFF THE COMPUTER ASSHOLE.THEN I OPENED THE DOOR CRUMBLED THE CHECK AND THREW IT AT HIM.HE PICKED IT UP LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING THEN TURNED AROUNED AND WALKED OUT WITH OUT A PEEP.DAM ANYBODY GOT ANY DOPE FIEND STORIES????
 
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SMOKIELOCS said:
SO IM AT WORK AND THIS FOOL WALKS IN WITH A CHECK FOR ABOUT 450 BONES.HE DONT HAVE ID.HE WANTS ME TO CASH IT ON THE STRENGTH.THIS FOOL WAS DEAD SERIOUS.I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AT DUDE.IM LIKE COME ON MAN GO HOME CATCH UP ON ABOUT A WEEK OF SLEEP.TAKE A SHOWER.FIND A REAL JOB.N STOP PRINTING FUCKING CHECKS OFF THE COMPUTER ASSHOLE.THEN I OPENED THE DOOR CRUMBLED THE CHECK AND THREW IT AT HIM.HE PICKED IT UP LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING THEN TURNED AROUNED AND WALKED OUT WITH OUT A PEEP.DAM ANYBODY GOT ANY DOPE FIEND STORIES????
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props for that sentence lol
 
Gas One

Gas One

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a dope fiend maneuver is stealing something that costs less than 3 dollars

a dope fiend manuever is to be a crackhead and fuck a crackhead prostitute for free crack

lmao at me just opening up a new world of low for some people right now

yes crackhead crack pimps exist

she aint gon smoke crack w noone but her crack pimp

lmaorofl
 
Gas One

Gas One

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a dope fiend maneuver is when you got 7 people waiting for you to rolla blunt and you break the blunt then try to fix it on the low and 5 minutes later admit it like 'hey...guys...'

a dopefiend manuever is burning a hole in your good clothes with a blunt...and not cuz it got passed to you..but because you fell asleep and it dropped in your lap
 
SALAD_BOWL_VGN

SALAD_BOWL_VGN

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i know this drunk that tried to go into the mini mart with this little poodle type dog asking the owner if he would do a trade for a 30 pack of bud. shit was laughs, thats all bad when you da that shit.
 
SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

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SMOKIELOCS said:
SO IM AT WORK AND THIS FOOL WALKS IN WITH A CHECK FOR ABOUT 450 BONES.HE DONT HAVE ID.HE WANTS ME TO CASH IT ON THE STRENGTH.THIS FOOL WAS DEAD SERIOUS.I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AT DUDE.IM LIKE COME ON MAN GO HOME CATCH UP ON ABOUT A WEEK OF SLEEP.TAKE A SHOWER.FIND A REAL JOB.N STOP PRINTING FUCKING CHECKS OFF THE COMPUTER ASSHOLE.THEN I OPENED THE DOOR CRUMBLED THE CHECK AND THREW IT AT HIM.HE PICKED IT UP LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING THEN TURNED AROUNED AND WALKED OUT WITH OUT A PEEP.DAM ANYBODY GOT ANY DOPE FIEND STORIES????
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and this type of shit happens everrrrrry dayyyyyy....:cheeky:
 
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I used to work at a pool and i would have all types of crack heads wanting to use the phone and the showers.

Or i have had meth cookers beg me in the parking lot of drug stores to buy them Sudafed because they card you when you buy it and they already bought some that day.
 
SMOKIELOCS

SMOKIELOCS

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mrtonguetwista said:
So when you got home your uncle didnt ask why you threw his check in the trash and asked him to leave?



lol j/k j/k
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LOL YOU WOULD BE SUPRISED. IVE HAD PROMINENT MEMBERS OF CHURCHES TRY 2 PASS BAD CHECK'S.A FEW OF MY HOMIES TRIED TO GET OVER.I TOLD THEM TO GET THE FUCK OUT.BUT YOU KNOW THE HOMIES.ALWAYS INTO SOMETHING.THAT'S WHY I DONT TELL ALOT OF PEOPLE WHERE I WORK.PEOPLE ASK ME SO WHERE DO YOU WORK.I TELL EM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN LOL....SHIT IVE HAD FINE ASS BITCHES TRY TO RUN GAME,HOES,CRACKHEADS,FORMER GOOD COSTUMERS GONE BAD.YOU NAME IT IVE SEEN IT.IVE PICKED UP FOOLS N CHUCKED EM OUT THE DOOR BEFORE.BUT SHIT THE OWNER IS WORSE.IVE SEEN HIM PUNCH FOOLS IN THE FACE THAT OWE HIM MONEY.ILL JUST TOSS EM OUT THE DOOR LOL....
 
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