DONT GO SEE THE VILLAGE!!!!!!!!!

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Romp707

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B-Buzz said:
ya I almost threw my fucking pop at the screen when they showed how the monsters werent real... the only coo part of the entire fucking movie was when the retard stabbed the other dude, other than that it took its place in my top 5 worst movies of all time list, knocking jason x out of it

Melo- when it ended there was kind of a collective, "what the fuck!?" I want to find a way to get my fucking $6 back cuz that piece of shit Shymalan should rot in hell for that fucking pile of garbage
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damn homie, worse then jason x?
 
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it was a GAY ass movie, but that one retarted dude was phunny when he got all sexcited everytime they spoke upon "those we don't speak of" ........... but too much talking and dude shouldda died when he got stabbed, that wouldda made it mo betta!
 
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illmannered666 said:
It was so funny that when I had to take a piss during the movie, I didnt want to miss any of it so I pissed on the wall in the back of the theatre lol
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This is just what we've come to expect from our fine friends over there at Apt. 3!! Anything less would be uncivilized.
 
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lenbiasyayo
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Yup Nick, worse than Jason X...

For those that liked it, I figured out that it was set in modern times, and that they created a kind of eutopia for themselves, but then I figured that makes no sense, because you cant hide a fucking village in a forest preserve. Horrible plot, and way too slow, I hated that fucking movie...

And @ Shea, lol ya I guess living in Chicago for too long fucked up my vocab, everyone out here calls soda pop so I roll with it
 
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techn9nehq said:
I thought it was a very well put together flick. For people to boo during the movie is just stupid and disrespectful. Talk shit after the movie...some people may want to finish the film.

M. Night tricked you AGAIN, don't be so pussy hurt.

All the people I went to go see it with liked it for the most part. I did hear someone snoring during the part where she walks through the woods. It was really slow and drawn out, but it kept the suspense up.
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yea . i agree .. it was very well put together , nice plot .. but i think why people are so pissed, because they were exepecting a great scary movie. I didn't get my scary movie, but it turned into a comedy. Good comedy with a nice twist at the end.
 
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^^^ Nice plot? Comedy? Trippin. I dont think the director's intention was to even make a comedy... I know he's the one laughing though... he got everybody to spend another 9 dollars on one of his boring ass fliks.
 
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DJ Mark 7 said:
Yeah an don't go see The Village PEOPLE either!!! They SUCK in concert!!!!
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I'd laugh pretty hard if the ending of "The Village" was Joaquin Phoenix meandering into another Village just like theirs, but instead of yellow, that village is orange, and then further down the road, there's a red village, a green village, and a purple village. Then out of nowhere, some dude pops out and explains that the movie is a huge metaphor for homosexual acceptance, and the rainbow of cultures needs to be loved and embraced instead of shunned and feared. Oh, and also, he's constantly eating Skittles.
 
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B-Buzz said:
I actually figured out what happened before the climax, but then decided that I was wrong because what I thought about them making the village in modern times wouldnt make sense becuase theres no way to hide the village anywhere. But I guess Night proved me wrong, even though he didnt explain how the fuck they could actually hide the village in a fucking forest preserve...
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You should lay off the booze, because they went over that part.

They explained it during the meeting of the 2 rangers.....you overhear them saying something about, the government was not allowing planes to fly overhead.

Lay down the Jack Daniels and try again. You will hear it.
 
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lenbiasyayo
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ya I heard that smartass, but how would they be able to have the authority to do that, they never explain it, all they say is that planes cant fly over it...

Ill take a sip of my jack & coke while you answer me that fuckface
 
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B-Buzz said:
ya I heard that smartass, but how would they be able to have the authority to do that, they never explain it, all they say is that planes cant fly over it...

Ill take a sip of my jack & coke while you answer me that fuckface
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The same reason people can jump off of fucking walls and pause in mid air, dumbfuck.

Stop acting like a Trekkie and wanting answers for everything

"DURRRRR< In episode 437, the Klingon master Argakon asked the Nuplidian ruler How many plasma rays he had, and he said 7....THEN later in that SAME episode......."

Nerd
 
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lenbiasyayo
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see you couldnt answer me so you had to resort to making a really shitty attempt at making fun of me...

Tadou, bitch how you like me now... New Arsen & Cane coming soon!!!!!!!!!!
 
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