this og mothafucka i work with told me a story about how he was drunk as fuck one night, and he was fingering this bitch's dookie shoe...he said he passed out, and woke up with blood all over his neck ( he thought the bitch slit his throat) but he was actually eating pussu while she was on the rag... then he said he went to work and was eating a sandwich.... and he kept smelling shit,.. he was like "what the fuck, is there shit in this sandwich or sumn?" he looked down at his finger and realized he had all kinds of shit in his fingernail from fingering that bitch's asshole..kind of off subject, but sorta on track