One time when i was in like 7th grade, i went over to one of my boys' house after school to hang out and possibly eat all of his food and smoke all of his weed. His mom answers the door and invites me in and says oh he just got out the shower i think hes in his room getting ready. So im like cool and kick back for a while and bullshit with his mom and eat some pizza bagels, then im like damn i gotta hit el bano. So i walk up the hall, i see my boy has his light on in his room changing in there, and walk up towards the bathroom. But i hear this jingling coming from the bathroom, even tho the light is off and i cant hear the fan.
So im like "AYYY SKYNARD!!!!!!" (Because they have a little terrier named skynnard). And i damn near kicked in the door like aaaaay boyyyeee!!! But before i could hit the lightswitch i hear my boy scream "im in herrrrrrre!!" And that was that for a while
So later that night we're playin video games, and i hear the same fuckin jingle that i heard earlier in the bathroom! Im like wtf?!? What is that???
So slyly, in the middle of a match of super smash bros that im losing hella bad, i say to my boy, "you was jacking off in yo bathroom in the dark and it was yo new watch that was jingling not Skynard!!!!"...
Anyways he didnt admit it of course, but i knew it was true cuz he was beating me on the video game and as soon as i said that i started whoopin him hella bad