Seriously I'm fucking sick of this shit and as poorly qualified as I am to put the fear of God into Ugly Nigga, I hope you will bear with me while I begin this sincere and earnest attempt. And please don't get mad with me if, in doing so, I must promote peace, prosperity, and quality of life, both here and abroad. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, Ugly Nigga has been offering foul quidnuncs a lot of money to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that Ugly Nigga's programs of Gleichschaltung may have been conceived in idealism, but they quickly degenerated into iconoclastic propagandism.
While I know very little about officious wantwits, I do know that in a recent tell-all, a former member of Ugly Nigga's flock writes that "I'm giving Ugly Nigga the benefit of the doubt, which is more than he's ever given me". Those are some pretty harsh words even when one considers that Ugly Nigga constantly insists that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. But he contradicts himself when he says that featherbrained Luddites and delusional, refractory degenerates should rule this country. I want to unify our community. Ugly Nigga, in contrast, wants to drive divisive ideological wedges through it. Nice try to lower scholastic standards, Ugly Nigga. If he had two brain cells to rub together, he'd realize that he has been deluding people into believing that our only chance of saving the planet is to accept unending regulations and straightjacket "reforms" from his serfs. Don't let him delude you, too.
Ugly Nigga has recently been going around claiming that he is clean and bright and pure inside. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk. Many people are incredulous when I tell them that he intends to break our country's national and patriotic backbone and make it ripe for the slave's yoke of international irrationalism. "How could Ugly Nigga be so unreasonable?", they ask me. "It doesn't seem possible." Well, it is undoubtedly possible, and now I'll explain exactly how Ugly Nigga plans to do it. But first, you need to realize that he has been known to get as many people as possible to line up behind the geek-tent barkers at the latest and greatest carnival of academicism. That always spurs on his followers to eliminate the plebiscitary mechanisms that ensure a free and democratic society. That, in turn, encourages Ugly Nigga to snooker people of every stripe into believing that he is a model citizen. This cycle inevitably, inexorably ratchets upwards and outwards until at last some chthonic crackpot winds up twisting my words six ways for Sunday.
While I can't speak for anyone else, I claim that if a cogent, logical argument entered Ugly Nigga's brain, no doubt a concussion would result. It is immature and stupid of Ugly Nigga to produce nothing but filth. It would be mature and intelligent, however, to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values, and that's why I say that I know some frowsy mindless-types who actually believe that the federal government should take more and more of our hard-earned money and more and more of our hard-won rights. Incredible? Those same people have told me that Ugly Nigga is the ultimate authority on what's right and what's wrong. With such people roaming about, it should come as no surprise to you that his fantasy is to defend collectivism, elitism, and notions of racial superiority. He dreams of a world that grants him such a freedom with no strings attached. Welcome to the world of antinomianism! In that nightmare world it has long since been forgotten that Ugly Nigga's subalterns get a thrill out of protesting. They have no idea what causes they're fighting for or against. For them, going down to the local protest, carrying a sign, hanging out with Ugly Nigga, and meeting some other delirious philosophasters is merely a social event. They're not even aware that Ugly Nigga's functionaries have been staggering around like punch-drunk fighters hit too many times—stunned, confused, betrayed, and trying desperately to rationalize Ugly Nigga's haughty homilies. It is indubitably not a pretty sight.
The vast majority of people would probably be willing to help me get my message about Ugly Nigga out to the world. These people simply need information, encouragement, direction, and leadership. He has two imperatives. The first is to condition the public to accept violence as normal and desirable. The second imperative is to dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches.
Unlike everyone else in the world, Ugly Nigga seriously believes that he can be trusted to judge the rest of the world from a unique perch of pure wisdom. Woo woooo! Here comes the clue train. Last stop: Ugly Nigga.
I, speaking as someone who is not a small-minded loan shark, like to speak of Ugly Nigga as "militant". That's a reasonable term to use, I avouch, but let's now try to understand it a little better. For starters, his expositors are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is Ugly Nigga, who wants nothing less than to keep us everlastingly ill at ease.
Ugly Nigga's asseverations are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that feudalism is the only alternative to libertinism and they promote the mistaken idea that we should cast our lots with hotheaded dingbats. Ugly Nigga says that diseases can be defeated not through standard medical research but through the creation of a new language, one that does not stigmatize certain groups and behaviors. If that's the limit of Ugly Nigga's perception, acumen, and intelligence, then God help him.
I don't know what bothers me most about Ugly Nigga. Is it his specious arguments, his illogical reasoning, his obscurantist claims, his unreasonable speculations, or any of the many forms of pseudoscholarship we see in his nostrums? In any case, I am annoyed by the neurotic and sometimes batty manifestations of rebelliousness against an inherited civilization of which Ugly Nigga's co-conspirators do not have the slightest understanding. For proof of this fact I must point out that Ugly Nigga has long wanted to prevent anyone from stating publicly that everyone knows of the lust and driving passion that has caused this problem. Why do I bring that up? Because by studying his repression of ideas in its extreme, unambiguous form one may more clearly understand why Ugly Nigga wants all of us to believe that he's an expert on everything from aardvarks to zymurgy. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media.
I love hearing the claims of an intransigent peculator who doesn't realize that he's an intransigent peculator. As a case in point, consider Ugly Nigga's claim that the rigors that his victims have been called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of concrete achievement. Such claims always make me laugh because, as we all know, Ugly Nigga loves getting up in front of people and telling them that the laws of nature don't apply to him. He then boasts about how he'll let down ladders that the laughable, sniffish, and mawkish scramble to climb in the blink of an eye. It's all part of the media spectacle that is Ugly Nigga. Of course, he soaks it up and wallows in it like a pig in mud. Speaking of pigs and mud, if Ugly Nigga is incapable of discerning the mad ramblings of immoral publicity hounds from the wisdom and nuance embedded in a sage's discourse then I seriously doubt that he'll be capable of determining that if you ever ask him to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed. I conclude this letter with an appropriate quote: "The cliches of Ugly Nigga's stances are well-known to us all." I believe we all know who said that, don't we?