I'm a manager at a movie theater right more or less in the middle of downtown Seattle. We get all kinds of crazy folks. Homeless fools trying to shoot up dope in the bathroom and ODing (two times in the three years I been there) dudes beating their girls in the fucking movie theater, fist fights, celebrities coming in, and just crazy people in general. It gets pretty nuts sometimes but I love it.
One dude once asked me if he could work security for us because he used to be a major league baseball player that now worked for the FBI. Told me he could "slide tackle people" that tried to cause trouble. The guy was like 5'3 and sounded like he just took a hit of helium. Then while I'm talking to him to try to get him out of the place he says someone just pulled a gun on him lol. I was like "what, I'm looking right out you, no they didn't" then he ran down the escalator and out of the building. That was the most recent crazy I had to deal with about a week ago.
We also have a crazy bag lady that talks to the movie posters and video games (but she spends lots of money so we dont kick her out lol), a guy that looks like Don Rickles and always asks way out questions like "do you know if there are any guitar playing athiest females in the world?", and a lady that says she is Shirley Temple. And those are just the regular nut jobs that come in all the time.
I also can't count the times I thought I was going to have to defend myself against drunken idiots. They almost always are full of shit though and leave. Only once have I been swung at and dude missed and I put him in a arm bar and it was bad luck for him because after 6pm we have off duty cops. I felt kind of bad for dude going to jail over something as stupid as trying to sneak into a movie, but when you are over 18 and still try to sneak in, you're a fucking moron to begin with.