DEAD PEOPLE

[Young Psyc]

theres alternate ways to be buried... now a days u can have your body mummified like the egyptians used to or they can send ur coffin into space... seriously... but $$$$$$$$

I WAS ALLWAYS FACINATED BY THE EGYPTIANS AND I ONE POINT I WANTED TO BE MUMMIFIED LOL THAT SHIT WOULD BE HELLA TYTE TO GET PUT IN A SARCHOUGHAGUS (SP?) AND BE LEFT IN YOUR SON OR DAUTERS BASEMENT LOL SO LIKE WHEN MY GRANDKIDS SEE THE SARCHOUGHUS AND ASK "WHATS THAT?" MY SON OR DAUTER WILL SAY 'THATS GRANDPA" LOL BUT NOW I THINK I'LL JUST BE CREAMATED.

you know what i havent had in awhile? big league chew.

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YOU WATCH TO MUCH T.V. LOL (FAMILYGUY) LOL

ya troll had some fuckin stories

YEAH THAT FOOL WOULD COME BACK WITH DEAD POEPLE PICS IN HIS CELL PHONE LOL. HE TOLD ME BOUT THIS TIME HE WAS TRYING TO HELP CARRY A BODY AND HE FUCKIN DROP IT LOL AND THE DEAD LADY WAS HELLA STARING AT HIM LOL YEAH THAT FOOL TROLL IS A FUCKIN WEIRDO FOR DOING THAT JOB. LOL
TELL THEM BOUT HOW YOU GOT FIRED THIS FOOL WAS CHARGING GAMELESS FUCKS TO MOLEST THE BODY'S N SHIT????
YEAH ONE TIME HE TOLD ME WHEN HE WAS ALONE WITH ONE OF THE BODY'S HE WAS HELLA CURIOS ON HOW............................ NEVERMIND.

 

[Grimy]

YEAH THAT FOOL WOULD COME BACK WITH DEAD POEPLE PICS IN HIS CELL PHONE LOL. HE TOLD ME BOUT THIS TIME HE WAS TRYING TO HELP CARRY A BODY AND HE FUCKIN DROP IT LOL AND THE DEAD LADY WAS HELLA STARING AT HIM LOL YEAH THAT FOOL TROLL IS A FUCKIN WEIRDO FOR DOING THAT JOB. LOL
TELL THEM BOUT HOW YOU GOT FIRED THIS FOOL WAS CHARGING GAMELESS FUCKS TO MOLEST THE BODY'S N SHIT????
YEAH ONE TIME HE TOLD ME WHEN HE WAS ALONE WITH ONE OF THE BODY'S HE WAS HELLA CURIOS ON HOW............................ NEVERMIND.

WTF!! ^^ HAHHAHA

 

[VSTXDJ]

my older homie from la told me he used to work for the morgue and jsut go around picking up bodies out in la. He said that he sqaw som eof hte msot fucked up shit out there, one day his boos was like "hey you wanna see a head?" and he pulled out a decapitated head from a bag. he said dude was decapitated and the body was never found.

 

[Defy]

^^I can imagine going up to a girl and saying "I'll give you the best head you ever had" then throw the decapitated head at her

 

[TROLL]

YEAH THAT FOOL WOULD COME BACK WITH DEAD POEPLE PICS IN HIS CELL PHONE LOL. HE TOLD ME BOUT THIS TIME HE WAS TRYING TO HELP CARRY A BODY AND HE FUCKIN DROP IT LOL AND THE DEAD LADY WAS HELLA STARING AT HIM LOL YEAH THAT FOOL TROLL IS A FUCKIN WEIRDO FOR DOING THAT JOB. LOL
TELL THEM BOUT HOW YOU GOT FIRED THIS FOOL WAS CHARGING GAMELESS FUCKS TO MOLEST THE BODY'S N SHIT????
YEAH ONE TIME HE TOLD ME WHEN HE WAS ALONE WITH ONE OF THE BODY'S HE WAS HELLA CURIOS ON HOW............................ NEVERMIND.

hahaahha my cuzzin busted me out.. 25 bux for 15 mins alone with a cadaver.. this fool was my biggest client LOL

 

[TROLL]

did u ever see ghosts in the morgue from a dead body there??

no actual ghost sightnings.. but have had wierd shit happen on closing... id have lights turn on and off...this stereo would turn itself down...and in the chapel i had a co worker say he heard someone talking in the back rows when it was only me and him over there...

can u catch any diseases from a dead body???

depends.. there were some bodies we came across which were labeld "contaminated" that said there were air born bacteria that u can inhale... i dunno what caused only those few to be labeld that but from a regualar corpse, not if its embalmed.. when its rotting u might catch an infection of sorts and some sores but thats probably about it...

I've had dreams that i died and I was standing there lookin' at my dead body sometimes i wonder if that would be possible...

i believe it... if u search "OBE" or "out of body experience's" you'd be surprised of the sheer number of people who have experianced it.. not to be confused with "Near death experiences" where most report to see a light and realtives..

 

[pAc0]

very interesting thread........being a mortician is a crazy job, imo, but somebody has to do it.......

 

[Grimy]

hahaahha my cuzzin busted me out.. 25 bux for 15 mins alone with a cadaver.. this fool was my biggest client LOL

what would he do to it??

 

[Defy]

what would he do to it??

you really want to know?

 

[Grimy]

you really want to know?

IM CURIOUS TO KNOW HOW FAR A GAMELESS PERSON WOULD GO..LOL DID HE HAVE FAKE ME OUT DATES WITH THEM??BECAUSE I READ A STORY ABOUT A GUY WHO KEPT THIS GIRL HE GREW UP WITH SHE ALSO WAS HIS NEIGHBOR,IN HIS HOUSE AFTER HE KILLED HER I GUESS SHE ONLY LIKED HIM AS A FRIEND SO HE KEPT HIS AC ON BLAST ALL DAY AND NIGHT TO KEEP THE BODY COLD HE WOULD COOK FOR HER TRY TO FEED HER TALK TO HER LIKE SHE WAS ALIVE HE EVEN DETAILS HOW THE FOOD WAS SO HOT HER LIPS FELL OFF...aranoid:CRAZY ASS STORY HOW THE FOO TELLS IT