DEAD PEOPLE

[DeceptaKhan]

Jus a question i came up with while watchin the news.
what do you think happens to your body after you die and are laid in a coffin.Like how does the decomposition work.Coffins cant hold everything out.think of animals usin your head space as a feeding nest.thats some pretty dirty shit.
i was jus thinkin why the big fuss about Jimmy Hoffa being discovered,and would he still be intact in any shape way or form.

and dont bring up shit about cremation,thats not the point

 

[I AM]

aren't they air tight? or some of them? i'd think some of them would keep the body nicer for longer, but i don't know....

 

[DubbC415]

i dunno why their lookin for him NOW since they gave up like 20 years ago.

 

[TROLL]

Ill tell ya like this.. NO coffin is air tight.. its only a matter of how much LESS air can come in and out.. but fuck coffins.. working at a mortuary taught me that burials are waaaaaaayy over priced.. im jus gonna be cremated so whoever payz for it saves some..

 

[DeceptaKhan]

but even if it was airtight,wouldnt you slowly but surely decompose? and what about people that were baried in wooden coffins?its like the earth slowly ate them up

 

[TROLL]

yeah u would still decompose maybe a lil slower but sure enough... not only that but the gases ur body releases mite cause a hazard if the coffin was air tight.... wooden coffins collapse after a year.. we even had cardboard ones for sale...

 

[Darkshowdown]

Also now coffins are placed in Cement vaults underground then covered with dirt

 

[TROLL]

^^^
yup.. depending on what cemetary rates are u can be paying an extra 3'gz for it tho.. funeral sessions charge like this..

Catering
Directors fee's (per hr)
Assistants fee's (per hr)
Morticians fee's (chemicals and fluids or facial or limb reconstruction)
Casket/Casket rental (not all caskets at viewing are ones they're buried in)
clean up
transport (motorcade cops/security)
((((your avg service runs MINIMUM 4500))))

for a cremation..

Disposal
Urn
((((Minimum 800 dollars.. most of it for the urn))))

 

[horror]

theres alternate ways to be buried... now a days u can have your body mummified like the egyptians used to or they can send ur coffin into space... seriously... but $$$$$$$$

 

[nbpsfc]

theres alternate ways to be buried... now a days u can have your body mummified like the egyptians used to or they can send ur coffin into space... seriously... but $$$$$$$$

why that fuck would anybody want to do that...i guess they hope some type of aliens will bring them back

 

[TROLL]

talk to ur local taxidermist

 

[J-Boeg]

Also now coffins are placed in Cement vaults underground then covered with dirt

i didnt know that until yesterday...i always thought it was just dirt

 

[Grimy]

troll whats some of the craziest shit you saw while working there??and does working at a mortuary change your perspective of life and death??

 

[I AM]

i didnt know that until yesterday...i always thought it was just dirt

That's cause you go to the fucking police academy you moron. The day you actually tried to not be a fucking retard, I swear hell would freeze over.

OINK OINK BITCH :dead:

 

[2-0-Sixx]

I have a homie in AZ who was the guy who lowered the coffin during funerals. He told me one time the family was going crazy, crying and shit, and as he just lowered the coffin and one of the family members jumped in the pit with the coffin.

Also told me that one early morning, he was walking around and he came across an open grave (no coffin yet) and he found a naked couple sleeping in the ditch. Lmao

He had that job til he got busted by the J-boegs smokin dank on someones tombstone

 

[TROLL]

troll whats some of the craziest shit you saw while working there??and does working at a mortuary change your perspective of life and death??

ive seen quite a few crazy shiet working there but i think the craziest shiet is between watching a body twitch and scratch its box..or... was when a couple years back.. anybody remember that broad who got ran over a few times on 580 after jumping the overpass?? she was in one bag but in pieces... i had to unzip the end to check the toe tag ((supposed to before leaving any morgue)) and her elbow was right there along with what looked to be the top of her skullcap..

and yeah that shit did..besides desensitizing you it makes u realize how fragile life is.. and how death is one messy mofo.. u look into a dead persons eyes and they're jus empty

 

[DeceptaKhan]

shit i wanna be thrown in a ditch with no coffin,and then throw a redwood seed on top of me,so the tree feeds off me

 

[CCCUser925]

cremate me, dump my ashes in the ocean or keep me in your living room lol thats what imma tell my fam lol

 

[J-Boeg]

That's cause you go to the fucking police academy you moron. The day you actually tried to not be a fucking retard, I swear hell would freeze over.

OINK OINK BITCH :dead:

or maybe just the simple fact that i had never been to a burial before...

 

[Defy]

^damn, f'real? how old are you?

when I become a multimillionaire I'll be cryogenically frozen so I can be brought back when there's a cure for whatever ails me....