Dana Carvey is fucking creepy

[L.D.S.]

He was good until he made that one movie "Master of Disguise". That movie was so terrible, and then you heard nothing out of dude since.

 

[MRTHECOSE]

REMEMBER HIS SHOW WITH A DIFFERENT SPONSER EVERYWEEK. MAN IT HAD LIKE 3 FUNNY SKITS... THE ONE WERE HE'D PAY FOR FOOD THEN DRIVE OFF LAUGHING WAS PRETTY FUNNY..

 

[MRTHECOSE]

one of my favorite all time SNL skits right there! lol

Theres a lady I know
if I didnt know her
shed be the lady
I didnt know

and that lady, she went downtown
she bought some broccoli
she brought it home
she's choppin broccoli
choppin broccoli
chopping broccolay
choppin brocolay hay heeeee

CHOP-UHH!

lmao^^^

 

[pyromanaic414]

the standup wasnt that funny. it was aight.
i dont know how many standup comedians can even impress me after watching John Witherspoons You Got To Coordinate, that shit was rofls funny.

 

[montroller510]

LMAO FIRST TIME I SEEN THAT HELLA FUNNY ...caps ...

 

[Premo]

that shit is hella photoshop or airbrush something