So I work for a psychiatric hospital just filing papers and delivering mail and all that good stuff. They sent me on my morning mail run, and one of the hopsitals I had to go to was the neurotoxicology hospital (drug rehab and mental retardation). So I'm standing on the elevator when the biiiig woman just looks at me, kinda shaking like its crack withdrawal, and goes "Where are you from?"
And I just kind of blankly stare at her like she's crazy and say "I'm from Pittsburgh".
And she goes "Well you look like an Arabian prince to me."
So I tell her I'm Sicilian which is mostly Arabian, African, and Italian and she starts going off on how she's gonna start praying for me, and how she has her angels watching over me and my family throughout the generations and all this stuff.
I mean the lady was clearly crazy but she was nice as fuck and asked me my name and shook my hand and said she would pray for me to find a nice good looking woman.
I dunno...you guys ever meet any crazy people that scare the fuck out of you at first and then end up making your day?