Craziest Shit Ever Experienced?

[StillHustlin]

I personally know somebody caught with 80 tons and had their case dismissed, no sentence, no conviction, lawyer paid for by the boss. Yup 80 tons. And by trial time 72 tons were missing. Fucc all you know it all mufuqas with your 2 cents on the next mans biz, when you really don't know shit.

You're a liar. I could not find your story on teh interwebs so it can't be true

 

[OnlyNKillaCity]

The time the Feds raided my pops house looking for dope and guns while I was playin GTA 4 and I was in the middle of a shootout with cops when they stormed in my room deep as fuck and strapped the fuck down. I had my headphones on and didn't hear or relize shit till I had about 6 guns in my face.

 

[Redrum Tha Prince]

You're a liar. I could not find your story on teh interwebs so it can't be true

fucK interweb,bluh it´z all about dat darkest net in the deep web

 

[OuijaBoard]

the darknet is fucking scary though

 

[ReSpawn]

fuck it.

-Ive kissed a dead person. not my relatives, neether.

-I have a drinking problem. im not drinking right now, but im finna be.

-Ive pissed on a tombstone of a person i didnt know.

-Ive cursed god and mocked the religious all my life but in near-death situations ive called for gods help. I still dont believe in it, either.

-Ive seen how i'm going to die in a vision, ive also spoke to god in a vision and his voice appeared as clouds moving when he talked. i was in some sort of shallow lake while talking to him. he asked if i wanted to live, i said yes, and i woke up. i STILL dont believe in god. basically uhh, because i was on hella mushrooms when that happened, but it seemed a little too weird.

-Cannabalism actually interests me to the point where it may be an option one day.

-I killed my grandmothers dog by poisoning it and feel no remorse about it. I hated that dog.

-Over the course of a year and a half, i stole weed from one of the white roomates i had every day. I also took his pills, took his radio and put it in my room (kept it) and ate his food. all of which he knew about, none of which he did anything about.

-Ive spat in a babies face.

-I have a habit of carrying knives in my pocket and gripping it tightly while talking or looking at people.

-Ive got caught in a rip current/rip tide for what had to be the longest minute and something in my life. I said fuck the ocean ever since.

-Ive bought my dad crack, ive watched him smoke it. I say its his life.

-Ive got wacked out on dust, stumbled out of a movie theatre, sat down, pulled my pants down to my ankles and taken a piss sitting down forward, (making sure not to get it on myself, that would be wack) facing the window of people exiting the movie theatre.

-Ive window etched someones car.

-Prison on peyote buttons (google for info) had me scared as fuck.

-Ive felt totally horrible about beating the shit out of someone to the point where i wanted to help them immediately after.

-I actually liked teenage mutant ninja turtles so much as a kid that at one point, yes, i did eat ice cream on pizza. and actually liked it. the very thought of that makes me want to throw up right now.

-I've fucked a friends girlfriend back in the day and kept it a complete secret. theyre getting married soon, and im not gonna say anything.

-Marijuana and alcohol makes me watch things i wouldnt normally watch, like midget porn, BBW porn, old lady porn. when i sober up im like WTF? whats all this +70 porn on my shit?

-Ive stolen stashes from under tires and trashcans and bushes from both people ive known and people i havent. Nothing i would even attempt right now, but i was brainless at the time.

-Ive committed a physical hate crime as a child. basically dude just layed in a ditch all bloody.

-I just got my drivers liscense this year. I'm 26. I just never really gave a fuck enough to go to the dmv.

-I punched a girl in 6th grade straight in her face cuz she said some punk rock shit. i wouldnt hit a girl now, thats hella fucked up.

-I stole on a white boy because he said he liked depeche mode.

-I'm racist towards white people.

-I think terrorism is dope.

-I used to think tupac was horrible, and then it grew on me when i got older.

-I didnt beat mike tysons punch out! on nintendo until i was in my 20s.

-Ive been so high i didnt even know i was on my own block stealing shit out of cars. I looked up like "oh shit this is my nextdoor neighbor.."

I'm a big fan of your work, Cheeto

 

[Syk0tic]

the darknet is fucking scary though

the darknet is pretty much the Russian/Ukrainian part of any town.

 

[Redrum Tha Prince]

the darknet is pretty much the Russian/Ukrainian part of any town.

lolzers

 

[Danger Manye]

I went driving out through the mountains and ended up in Lexington, ended up on circle interstate section that circles downtown and didn't know it and none of the signs didn't let you know it either, but as I was driving around in a circle I looked over and Seen a 150 foot Red and Yellow Dragon glaring at me, no lie. It looked like Light Show or a Hologram but when I circled again I didn't see it.

That Mutha Phucha must a flew away

 

[Stealth]

I was visiting my cousin in Cali. We were on Van Ness. Homeless guy came up and asked me for money. I gave him a dollar. He takes the dollar, puts it in his pocket, screams "JACK PLAY" like he just robbed me, and then turned around and sprinted away from me, into the street. About 3 seconds later he gets barreled by a car and flies up onto the hood and into the window.

Meth must be awesome.

 

[Dana Dane]

How can I get into the secret forum ? I still want to get in there

Never.

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

I posted a screenshot of my desktop on the siccness but I forgot I left a browsertab open with search results of 'birdhumping'

That is almost as bad as the time I posted a screenshot of my google search on the siccness but I forgot I left a browerstab open with search results of "capris for men"

 

[VERSACERO]

Craziest shit is when me and @cheeto went to big t'z in Antioch to get some half skull marilyn monroe Cali bear hoodies and some scrap hit up Cheeto cause every article of his clothing was red rag print and Cheeto just went savage and bit that scraps nose off!!!! It was pretty fucking crazy!!!

 

[dalycity650]

Craziest shit is when me and @cheeto went to big t'z in Antioch to get some half skull marilyn monroe Cali bear hoodies and some scrap hit up Cheeto cause every article of his clothing was red rag print and Cheeto just went savage and bit that scraps nose off!!!! It was pretty fucking crazy!!!

Lmao he must put the scare on them scraps because I haven't seen one out here in quite awhile .

 

[cheeto]

Craziest shit is when me and @cheeto went to big t'z in Antioch to get some half skull marilyn monroe Cali bear hoodies and some scrap hit up Cheeto cause every article of his clothing was red rag print and Cheeto just went savage and bit that scraps nose off!!!! It was pretty fucking crazy!!!

now he nose not to fuck with the mighty eNe

 

[Gas One]

realistically? the Sherm stick/syrup story that ended with me in the canyon, in my boxers, with 6 police pointing guns at me, while i apparently was sitting on cactus like it was a couch. i spent the next 3 days in county taking hundreds and hundreds of cactus needles out of my body. upon leaving, i ended up so amnesic, i couldnt even remember how to use a phone to call someone to pick me up from jail. 4th day, at home, realized when i turned my torso, there was something sticking out of my side. i took a hot knife, cut a slit, and pulled out what had to be atleast a 6 inch cactus thorn. and that was the end of that.

fuck it, thought id say one.
id say dont smoke PCP, but honestly, smoke all the PCP. theres nothing wrong with punching a hole in a fence and attempting to climb through it, as cops attempt to mace you unsuccessfully. (cops episode)

quick post. im back to fucking with my MPC

 

[:ab:]

My GF and her sister got in a fight and her sister knocked her out cold in the kitchen. Then her sister sucked my dick and we fucked on the porch like 10 feet away from where she was knocked out lol

lol this is the winner right here