$crap Jokes

[MobMuzic707]

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SCRAP WITH SUNBURN?

A BAD CASE OF HERPES

 

[MobMuzic707]

WHAT DO THE PARAMEDICS GIVE SCRAPS AFTER THEY'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE SPINE?

VIAGRA

 

[MobMuzic707]

WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO MIND WHEN SEEING A SCRAP WEARING HIS MC HAMMER PANTS?

A PENIS AND ITS NUTS SACK

 

[MobMuzic707]

WHATS IT CALLED WHEN A SCRAP THROWS UP?

EJACULATION

 

[shinnbone]

how do you know you're at a scrap bar-b-que?

-the hot dogs taste like shit.

 

[ENE_LOKZ]

THE$E ARE ALL JUZT REGULAR JOKE$ WITH DA WORD $KRAP $UB$TITUTED INTO DEM. LAME A$$ $HYT .

 

[SM PELON]

2004? OLD THREAD! DAMN THERES TOO MANY THE WORDS "SKRAP"/"SCRAP" ON THIS FORUM.

 

[jake14]

dam these sum dumbass jokes

 

[SM PELON]

ay i got one i heard this shti the other day again


what does SUR stand for???






see...us....run

S-U-R stand for:

Stupid - Uneducated - Retards
Smelly - Ugly - Rats
Scraps - Usually - Run
Straight - Up - Red

LMAO!

^I COPY/PASTED FROM SOMEONES' POSTED ON BROWNPRIDE.COM FORUM

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

whats the difference between elton john and lil rob?








nothing

 

[thizzface420]

HA HA HA HA!!

 

[tank620]

hahaha that elton john one was coo

 

[MRTHECOSE]

THE$E ARE ALL JUZT REGULAR JOKE$ WITH DA WORD $KRAP $UB$TITUTED INTO DEM. LAME A$$ $HYT .

no shit..have your fun though ..but step it up

 

[2-0-NINE]

whats the difference between elton john and lil rob?








nothing

HAHA LAME but funny!

 

[askG]

yall R SKome punk Asz Wannabe ridaZ...i dont Make JokeZ Bout SkrAPAz i kILl em...yalLL can $$$peaK on em ALL u WaNT bUT ima B a REal Mofo N ride On EM fuCKIN SKRAPAS

 

[pistoleroX4]

^^^^
YeAh FoOl, Fo ReAl, I KiLlEd 8 sCrApS LaSt NiGht WiT My BaRe HaNds, FuCk AlL DeEz WaNnAbEz On HeRe.

Im GoInG To KiLl 10 MoRe ScRaPs ToNiGhT fOol, AnD DeN I'Ll GeT RaNkEd HiGhEr On HaLo 3 On X-bOx LiVe!

ImMa RiDe On DeM PuNk ScRaPaS wIt My DeAtH RaY!

 

[Chicano_620]

a Norteño looking for a fight walks into a bar and yells "all scrappas are faggots!", after a bit someone taps him on his shoulder and says "take that back!!!!" the norteño says "why? are you a sewer rat?" and the man says "no, im gay"

hahahahahahah thatz $ome funny $Hit

 

[jorge]

^^^^
YeAh FoOl, Fo ReAl, I KiLlEd 8 sCrApS LaSt NiGht WiT My BaRe HaNds, FuCk AlL DeEz WaNnAbEz On HeRe.

Im GoInG To KiLl 10 MoRe ScRaPs ToNiGhT fOol, AnD DeN I'Ll GeT RaNkEd HiGhEr On HaLo 3 On X-bOx LiVe!

ImMa RiDe On DeM PuNk ScRaPaS wIt My DeAtH RaY!

haha

 

[RAVAGE]

^^^^
YeAh FoOl, Fo ReAl, I KiLlEd 8 sCrApS LaSt NiGht WiT My BaRe HaNds, FuCk AlL DeEz WaNnAbEz On HeRe.

Im GoInG To KiLl 10 MoRe ScRaPs ToNiGhT fOol, AnD DeN I'Ll GeT RaNkEd HiGhEr On HaLo 3 On X-bOx LiVe!

ImMa RiDe On DeM PuNk ScRaPaS wIt My DeAtH RaY!

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