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$kinny_Ba$tard

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WHATS THE DIFFRENCE BEWTEEN AND DEAD SCRAP N THE ROAD AND ROAD KILL N THA ROAD?

THERES SKID MARKS B4 THE ROAD KILL

HOW U GET A SCRAP OUT OF A TREE?

CUT THE ROPE

HOW U STOP A SCRAP FROM DROWNING?

TAKE UR FOOT OFF HIS HEAD

WHAT DO APPLES AND SCRAP HAVE IN COMMON?

THEY BOTH HANG FROM TREES
 
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$kinny_Ba$tard

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pserx4 said:
what do scraps and red headed step children have in common?

they both get beat down daily. hahahahahaha lmao!!!


LOL GOOD 1 HOMEBOY.

HOW U WARN A SCRAP BITCH WIT 2 BLACK EYEZ?

U CANT SHE'S BEEN WARNED TWICE ALREADY
 
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a greater insult

a Norteño looking for a fight walks into a bar and yells "all scrappas are faggots!", after a bit someone taps him on his shoulder and says "take that back!!!!" the norteño says "why? are you a sewer rat?" and the man says "no, im gay"
 

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$kinny_Ba$tard said:
HOW U GET A SCRAP OUT OF A TREE?

CUT THE ROPE

HOW U STOP A SCRAP FROM DROWNING?

TAKE UR FOOT OFF HIS HEAD

WHAT DO APPLES AND SCRAP HAVE IN COMMON?

THEY BOTH HANG FROM TREES
c'mon those are black diss jokes, i could play the same game..

why do bitches with red rags have high heels ?

SO THEY WONT GET THERE KNUCKLES SCRAPE.

come with good shit so i could laugh...

what does my girl and a red rag have in common ?
 
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a Norteño looking for a fight walks into a bar and yells "all scrappas are faggots!", after a bit someone taps him on his shoulder and says "take that back!!!!" the norteño says "why? are you a sewer rat?" and the man says "no, im gay"

FUNNY HOMIE just like that 1 - see us run