cop is driving right behind you.........

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Jan 5, 2006
13,536
3,427
0
36
i got lucky the other day.. that or the cop didnt give a fuck.. got pulled over and i had my tinted windows up.. cop looks at the tint and is just like roll your window all the way down.. then just asks how am i doing, and where im going.. they run my tags, license and im gone in 5 minutes. Simple shit.. no need to give cop attitude.. people like to make shit harder than it is.
 
Apr 21, 2006
855
0
0
49
if i see a cop comin up behind me in the distance i pull over (if im in residential area) hop out the load and start walkin up to a random ass house like it was mine
LMFAO Bad idea. me and my cousin did that dumb shit when we were like 16 in a hot model. That was her idea NOT mine. The police know this one and im 33 now.

Right now they keep fucking with my Ls so when I see them I act regular, even move in the lane in front of them signalling and obeying all laws but do me, heart thumping in my chest. I do turn down the radio if they are behind me, not all the way down but they can pull you over if its too loud.
 

Mtn

Sicc OG
Apr 29, 2003
165
0
0
38
Cops in here don't usually pull you over if you don't drive like a maniac or drive a stolen vehicle.. I've been pulled over two times, both were at the normal stop checks.

Though in here you don't have any ways to evade DUI if you're drunk because you have to take this test every time when a cop pulls you over.

If you don't they just take you downtown and take a blood test.
 
Jun 6, 2004
3,362
961
0
42
San Diego, CA
www.myspace.com
OUT HERE IT'S .08..... I THINK MY WORST WAS A 1.8 I WAS FUUUUCCCCEEEEDDDD UP.... I WOULDA BEEN STRAIGHT... I WAS OUT IN EMERALD HILLS WITH THE HOMIE LIL E.G. FROM THA COAST... I HAD DRANK SO MANY DAMN TALL CANS OF OLDE E.... I MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO EL CAJON ON THE 8... I GOT OFF THE FREEWAY AND MY HOUSE WAS RIGHT THERE.... BUT OF COURSE I WAS STARVING...I DIDN'T EVEN GO IN THE HOUSE.... I'M LIKE, I MADE IT THIS FAR, I'LL BE ALRIGHT.... SO I DROVE 4 BLOCCS TO THE TACO SHOP, GOT ME SOME CARNE ASADA CHIPS, GOT BACC ON THE STREET AND GOT SMASHED ON BY LIKE 6 CARS... THESE MUTHAFUCCAS PULLED ME OUT THE CAR WITH THE PISTOLS IN MY BACC AND NECC CUZZ I GOT PRIORS OF ASSAULTING OFFICERS.... FUCCIN CARNE ASADA....
 
Apr 23, 2006
5,687
128
63
122
police get behind me i aint startin up my car
actin like im lookin for sumthin im lookin kinda hard
he drive by so i hop out
in his rear view peepin tryin to see what im about
man he hit the corner i hop in go the other way
bumpin my mac dre with some expensive stunna shades
 
Apr 21, 2006
855
0
0
49
OUT HERE IT'S .08..... I THINK MY WORST WAS A 1.8 I WAS FUUUUCCCCEEEEDDDD UP.... I WOULDA BEEN STRAIGHT... I WAS OUT IN EMERALD HILLS WITH THE HOMIE LIL E.G. FROM THA COAST... I HAD DRANK SO MANY DAMN TALL CANS OF OLDE E.... I MADE IT ALL THE WAY TO EL CAJON ON THE 8... I GOT OFF THE FREEWAY AND MY HOUSE WAS RIGHT THERE.... BUT OF COURSE I WAS STARVING...I DIDN'T EVEN GO IN THE HOUSE.... I'M LIKE, I MADE IT THIS FAR, I'LL BE ALRIGHT.... SO I DROVE 4 BLOCCS TO THE TACO SHOP, GOT ME SOME CARNE ASADA CHIPS, GOT BACC ON THE STREET AND GOT SMASHED ON BY LIKE 6 CARS... THESE MUTHAFUCCAS PULLED ME OUT THE CAR WITH THE PISTOLS IN MY BACC AND NECC CUZZ I GOT PRIORS OF ASSAULTING OFFICERS.... FUCCIN CARNE ASADA....
HaHa U drunk ass! I got some stories about your ass under the influence of multiple substances. Ha I was just thinkin about that shit laughin my ass off. I don't think the white folks is ever givin your ass any more Ls.
 
Jun 6, 2004
3,362
961
0
42
San Diego, CA
www.myspace.com
HAHAHAHA!!!! remember when i got faded at the yo spot and started bangin on Big Boo-Yow? tellin him he better treat you right and shit..... i was out there gettin FUCCED UP with Cricet and Lil P-Roll... blue juice and reefers..... then i passed out drunk in the bushes at the 4-7 trolley for like 4 hours.... those were the days boy....
 
Jul 3, 2008
4,122
194
0
36
police get behind me i aint startin up my car
actin like im lookin for sumthin im lookin kinda hard
he drive by so i hop out
in his rear view peepin tryin to see what im about
man he hit the corner i hop in go the other way
bumpin my mac dre with some expensive stunna shades
best song on the cd
 

Gas One

Moderator
May 24, 2006
39,741
12,147
113
45
Downtown, Pittsburg. Southeast Dago.
it was always under my impression that licwit was just completely too fucking crazy too be driving. besides, you cant c-walk in a fucking vehicle. thats folks though. probably the only person i know thats as crazy as myself.

i refused to drive until a few years ago because i would have just got
killed or thrown in jail etc etc.

i still have a hubcap somewhere in the streets of escondido for going up on the curb...i drank waaaay too much that night..if i woulda got stopped...i would have been completely okay with it at that point.

ive mastered the art of falling asleep for 8 seconds on the freeway
every 3 minutes and making it look like regular driving..

i have to be really really keyed to look drunk....i kinda think im exempt from the drunk driving rule as i drink half pints at lunch....i wouldnt realize i was drunk, so neither would the cops

better be lucky i quit driving while leaning. lucky as in my family, my girlfriend and myself

i do however, credit alcohol for making me ghostride my car about a dozen times since last year
 
Apr 21, 2006
855
0
0
49
HAHAHAHA!!!! remember when i got faded at the yo spot and started bangin on Big Boo-Yow? tellin him he better treat you right and shit..... i was out there gettin FUCCED UP with Cricet and Lil P-Roll... blue juice and reefers..... then i passed out drunk in the bushes at the 4-7 trolley for like 4 hours.... those were the days boy....
LOL I swear I wrote that shit at first then erased it. You were sittin there stuck for like ten minutes then all of a sudden came to life! We were lookin at you like what the fuck! you was wrong for sleepin in them bushed too! I was like this Ninja right here is trippin in the fuckin bushes passed out. Didn't you miss the trolley? Boy I tell ya!