C-Lo said:
im not a fuckin snitch, name the people ive snitched.....
C-Lo: "It was HIM! Him in the black car....right over there Mr. Officer....yea, the one with the plad shirt and wearing glasses...he's the one who beat me up and jacked me...please arrest him so he cant hurt me anymore...PLEASE!"
Officer: "Dont worry son, we'll get that little hoodlum for you"
C-Lo: "Please dont bring him over here! I dont want him to know I snitched, cuz then I'll get beat up more!"
Officer: "Oh dont u worry about that...Ill just shine this flashlight in his face so he cant see u when u point him out"
15 minutes and one arrest later.....
Officer: "Well, after a day behind bars he'll think twice before picking on u again"
C-Lo: "Oh thank u Officer...u are such a savior!" *touches cop's arm* "....and youre so strong! Do you work out?"
Officer: "Get off me kid...I dont get down like that"
C-Lo: "Oh, Im sorry...its the only way I know how to repay people. But I would still like to say how much this means to me....now I know who my REAL friends are. Thanks Shoreline Police Department...YOURE THE BEST!"
^^^^this short story is based on factual events as told from an eye witness.