NAH, NOT EVEN CLOSE
J. COLOMBO:HELLO, AYE CAN U HELP ME?
FRIEND:YEH WASSUP BRO?
J. COLOMBO:SOME DUDE WAS TALKIN SHIT MAN. I'M BOUT TO GO FIGHT HIM. HE GOT ME FRRRRIIIIICKIN PISSED.
FRIEND: ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHERE AT?
J. COLOMBO:I'LL TEXT MESSAGE YOU THE LOCATION.
FRIEND: I'M AT THE SKATE PARK RIGHT NOW, BUT I GOT YOUR BACK DAWG
J. COLOMBO: ALRIGHT, LOVE YOU
AHHAAH NAH IM PLAYIN, JOEY A BEAST. HE BROKE A PUERTO RICAN MANS ARM JUST FOR SWEATPANTS MONEY