Clown the scrubs lawn and or garden above 2010

[MobbinINda916]

^^^^^waters his lawn in direct sunlight

 

[jake921660]

^^doesnt even weed by hand

 

[Mac Jesus]

^^

Weeds by hand, but doesn't bother to pull the roots out.

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^^^^^^^cuts his grass with one of these

 

[Mac Jesus]

^^

cuts his grass with one of these:

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^^^^has a rose garden in his yard

 

[SouthernComfort]

^^^^ Thinks Dandelions are flowers and not weeds

 

[drunkaholic707]

^^^^^ thinks leaving dog shit on his lawn is fertilizing it

 

[Mac Jesus]

^^

Doesn't even own a rake.

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^^^cuts his grass once every 6 months

 

[Mac Jesus]

^^^

wonders what it means to mulch.

 

[jake921660]

^ Uses 99c a bag mulch from the discount store

 

[jake921660]

^doesnt even put a catchment bag on his lawn boy

 

[Mac Jesus]

^^
Spread wheat seeds on his lawn thinking it was kentucky blue grass seeds.

Also, wtf at Jake insulting himself, common guys keep up so this shit doesn't happen

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^^^^ doesn't even know how to sharpen his blades for his lawn mower

 

[Mac Jesus]

^^^

Gets his wife to do the gardenining fro him:

 

[jake921660]

^hires a whore to do his gardening for him

 

[iaoish]

^ lives in the desert and doesn't even own a lawn.. just paints the sand green every week.

 

[SouthernComfort]

^^^ Doesnt own a single pair of sheers

 

[jake921660]

^ Doesnt know the difference between sheers and loppers