^^^^Got Drunk And Crapped His Pants Playing Catcher For His Wife's Softball Team, Now She Won't Talk To Him Unless He Answers As "Mark McGuire The Big Crap"
^^^^^Joined D.A.R.E In Middle School, High School, And Community College, Trying To School The Trolls He Put Up In His Room When He Was 8 Because They All Looked Like They We're On Drugs.