Clown The Scrub Above 2014

[:ab:]

^^^^^^applied for disability because of his lisp

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Knows everyone by first name at the Vegas Chip-n-Dales

 

[Chuco]

^ made an instagram profile for his cat

 

[shinobionskiz]

^^^^^Serves Grilled Cow Penis every fourth of July

 

[MobbinINda916]

^ every monday night is Vegan Burger Night at his house.

 

[Chuco]

^ threw his back out trying to deadlift 115

 

[MobbinINda916]

^ his typical day of weight lifting consist of lifting one gallon milk jugs.

 

[Coach E. No]

^ got his feelings hurt listening to the E-Low diss because that's his favorite rapper

 

[BIGSBY]

^cuts his burrito in half because he can't finish the whole thing in one sitting

 

[gimmefreemusic]

^took selfies of himself all friday night to get his avatar

 

[MobbinINda916]

^ thinks burritos have corn tortillas

 

[Sacsick]

^ has his whole house booby trapped like home alone 3

 

[AlcoholicLoser]

^^^Got molested by Michael Jackson

 

[BIGSBY]

^loves fat girls but can never smash because he can't get pass the plus-size cheeks

 

[Chuco]

^ Was the only white boy at his high school who wore a durag

 

[MobbinINda916]

^ was the only mexican in high school that wore a hindu turban

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^^uses a knife and fork and sticks his pinky out to eat a burrito

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Started a bumper lane bowling league in his home town.

 

[Sacsick]

^ joined :ab:'s team

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^^coordinates outfits with his ashy lips