Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Stays home if his temperature is anything above 98.6

 

[Sacsick]

^ has been gay ever since his mom stuck a thermostat up his ass

 

[BigDS.S.F.]

^ obviously had his mom put a thermostat up his ass as a kid... possibly adult too

 

[Chuco]

^ bought a gym membership soley so he could hang around the men's locker room showers

 

[VERSACERO]

^^went to a gay bar and got 86'ed for dancing too freaky.

 

[Rossibreath]

^^went to a gay bar and got 69'ed

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Can go to any local gay club and use the term "Just put it on my tab".

 

[Sacsick]

^ bought an old playboy collection and brags about how he had the highest bid

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Raps TLCs-"I Ain't Too Proud To Beg" while waiting in line at the soup kitchen.

 

[BIGSBY]

^gets real emotional when he has a few too many drinks

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Got robbed by a 5th grader holding a pencil to his back.

 

[Sacsick]

^ has a restraining order on a 5th grader

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

^ has been gay since the 5th grade

 

[mac_strong]

^^^is sacsick plug, to get on the guestlist for all the gay clubs.

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^^^^^^conceived at a third eye blind concert

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Kids in his neighborhood refer to him as "Uncle Touchy"

 

[MobbinINda916]

^^ in his hood he's known as the "park nark"

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Carries around Carmex and dabs it on his lips every 15 minutes.

 

[Chuco]

^ Is always the guy who feels obligated to try and break up bar fights by getting in between the two fighters and holding up the "Timeout" hand sign while yelling "alright guys, that's enough, let's cool ourselves"

 

[BigDS.S.F.]

^ is absolutely horrible at clowning the scrub above him this year!