Clown The Scrub Above 2012

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ lost his virginity to the Dirty Dancing soundtrack

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Another male grabbed his hand during a scary movie and he just gripped it tighter.

 

[mac_strong]

^^^got a fetish for the white spot on rasheed wallace's head

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ sells his used panties on Craigslist

 

[$ileNt_eNe_ATL]

^^ got reprimanded from his federal job for farting too much

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Bought his boyfriend crotchless spandex for Christmas.

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ All he wants for Christmas is 2 dicks where his 2 front teeth used to be

 

[BigDS.S.F.]

^ celebrated christmas alone and watched a christmas story all day... again

 

[menlohog]

^^^^got some pink bunny pajamas for Christmas from his aunt

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Got "Convict" tatted on his neck after getting a seat belt ticket.

 

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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^studies steve harvey books religiously every night

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ Keeps an 16GB thumb drive full of senior citizen all-male porn gifs in his fanny pack at all times

 

[Calm 1 NPK 503]

^^ Keeps an 16GB thumb drive full of senior citizen all-male porn gifs in his fanny pack at all times

^^Gave him all the files off his laptop

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^the laptop which I stole from his life partners car because he left the window down

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Grunts while benching the bar.

 

[Chuco]

^ Drinks out of a straw

 

[BIGSBY]

^sticks straws in his nose and pretends to be a walrus

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ Has one huge right arm and a pencil thin left arm from the "Test your might" mini game on Mortal Kombat

 

[Chuco]

^ Got hella mad cuz his tv dinner had cold macroni and a hot ass steak after he took it out the microwave

 

[CHRISHOGGALYPSE]

^^ lol! That's been one of the better ones because it's probably been true at some point or another but...

C @Chuco ,
It was your girlfriends microwave