Clown The Scrub Above 2011

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Put a suicide note in his parents room, then heard champagne bottles popping.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Feels safe when he hears pOlice sirens

 

[Palmer]

^^^ goes Christmas caroling every night in the month of December.

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Goes by the name Carol in December then goes back to Janet the Palm Specialist the rest of the year

 

[Palmer]

^^^ massages his dads feet every night

 

[8FIVE8]

^^^^makes sweaters and little sock booties for his dog during the holidays

 

[wheregoliathat]

^Loves the day after Christmas because he can renovate his cardboard box "mansion" with the empty boxes left outside erybody's house

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^wears a throwback shawl for the holidays

 

[Palmer]

^^^ knows what a shawl is

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^^^ Is really good at cater planning.

 

[Palmer]

^^^ is always the first one on the dance floor

Hi Emma

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^^^ Cuts holes in his pockets so he can touch himself wherever he is.

 

[:ab:]

^^^^^reads cosmo magazine. for the articles on how to please your man.

 

[Palmer]

^^^ isn't concerned with dick holes in his underwear because he sits down when he takes a piss

 

[Legman]

^^still helps hold :ab:'s dick, even tho he sits down....creepy

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

^ Passes his number written on toiler paper underneath other mens bathroom stalls.

 

[Palmer]

^^^ can't go on a boat without standing in the front like Leonardo dicaprio in titanic and yelling "I'm the king of the world".

 

[Legman]

^undercover nazi cross dresser with a passion for men in gorilla suits and long nights with beer bongs and water based lube

 

[IronLungs420]

^^^
Has had his face shoved into so much trucker ass he got hemorrhoids on his face.

 

[Chuco]

^^ aspires to be an interior decorator