"I ain't never had church's chicken and I hear that shit is killin popeye's so I'm really tryna hit this shit up."
Thats the funniest shit I ever heard about chicken. I'm from the south so church's chickens are on every corner. Im going to be honest Church's chicken is only good for feeding a azz of people or if you drunk and need grease to soak up your alochol. I'm trying to figure out how you can get hyped up about something so below average in quality. Have you seen their chicken, I aint just talkin about the dark meat, the chicken period is something wrong. Ask them for a breast and you will see what I mean, their breast looks like a deformed chicken back(no joke). All of they chicken just has a certain look, it makes me think they get all deformed, premature, sick chickens at a discounted rate from the farm...
...The biscuits, they pretty good with the honey glaze on em, chicken strips good, mashed potatoes aint bad either....but how the hell you cook everything you make in the same grease...why does the apple pie tasted fried in the same batter as the chicken. They dont change the grease for shit it dont matter what kind of food it is. And...another thing, what the fuck kinda batter is that on the chicken man, if u think this shit taste better than Popeyes or KFC you probably was the kid that ate everything on the lunch tray in middle school LOL.