caught fucking blowup doll lol (NWS)

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Gas One

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true story:

this white kid whos nickname was 'needs' skipped out on rent for a month and two weeks or something...he was in Connecticut with his family or something but he still didnt pay his part of the rent, so his roomates are talking shit, like fuck you this that were gonna sell everything in your room etc etc

so the bong he used to keep in his room becomes the community bong, one by one things are getting claimed for community use, well one of the roomates brain decided fuck it, im gonna clean this room out..he was the most pissed one, so he was just gonna clean ti out and have it rented

well low and behold under his bed, yep, a blow up doll. it was in the package, but it wasnt neatly folded inside the box (it was opened with a stick) nor was the box in tip top shape either.

so basically, while living with 5 guys, this fool was smashing a blow up doll. worst part about it is he always played house music...how did he clean the doll out? someone was always home. he had to have used the shower on some under the towel shit.

we KNEW he had to come back for the bong. much less the other shit. so we put it in the front room on the wall, first thing you could see.

he snuck in on some salamander shit while everyone happened to be gone...got a FEW things...and left.

he seen it. he know.

thats why he aint take it.
 
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#23
This seems a little too set up to me. It would be kinda funny to catch your roommate or what the fuck ever fucking a blow up doll, but why would you take the camera in there if you heard that anyways?

-it was fake
- or his friend got off on hoping to see his homies dick and balls.
 
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pistoleroX4

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true story:

this white kid whos nickname was 'needs' skipped out on rent for a month and two weeks or something...he was in Connecticut with his family or something but he still didnt pay his part of the rent, so his roomates are talking shit, like fuck you this that were gonna sell everything in your room etc etc

so the bong he used to keep in his room becomes the community bong, one by one things are getting claimed for community use, well one of the roomates brain decided fuck it, im gonna clean this room out..he was the most pissed one, so he was just gonna clean ti out and have it rented

well low and behold under his bed, yep, a blow up doll. it was in the package, but it wasnt neatly folded inside the box (it was opened with a stick) nor was the box in tip top shape either.

so basically, while living with 5 guys, this fool was smashing a blow up doll. worst part about it is he always played house music...how did he clean the doll out? someone was always home. he had to have used the shower on some under the towel shit.

we KNEW he had to come back for the bong. much less the other shit. so we put it in the front room on the wall, first thing you could see.

he snuck in on some salamander shit while everyone happened to be gone...got a FEW things...and left.

he seen it. he know.

thats why he aint take it.
Did he use to play the song from the Pulp Fiction rape scene everytime he was fucking the doll?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=a3s5rPZQLK4

LMAO