Canada is better than America

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Aug 22, 2003
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#83


Go take a look at your Parliament building before you try to troll. That is literally what it looks like right now, as I type this.

Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners. And necessity has made us allies. Those whom nature hath so joined together, let no man put asunder.
 
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We send you all our shitty musicians like Drake, Bieber and Celine Dion and you guys embrace them.

We invented the ....the moose, ...



So when you see me and Mac Jesus @Mac Jesus , address us as your superiors.
Fuck Drake, Fuck Bieber, Fuck Celine Dion, the moose is cool (although you didn't invent him you dumb Canadian) but fuck you and fuck Mac Jesus and FUCK CANADA in general.

You can all suck this American dick (except the moose, he's cool.)
 
May 7, 2013
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Don't kid yourself, its more like 2-3 times per million not 72, and Canada has the second most documented killings by cop in the "developed" world. Canada also does not report these statistics (just like Britain) to the same accuracy as the US (of course they are not 100% transparent either yet the most accurate of the three). The reason why US killings are over-sensationalized is the UN wants the guns out of the hands of the US citizens.

 
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Aug 26, 2002
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Aside from all the obvious reasons...
we burned down your whitehouse and fucked yo bitches in 1812.

When the japs set it off in pearl harbour you bitches werent down for the funk. Canada was with the get back in less than 24 hours.

We're 10.3% less obese than you guys.

We send you all our shitty musicians like Drake, Bieber and Celine Dion and you guys embrace them.

We dont have crocodiles

We are adaptable to any climate

We got all the fresh water and trees

We dont hate black people and Mexicans

We got (kinda) free healthcare

We bout it bout it

We got the better side of niagra falls

We invented the telephone, the lightbulb, basketball, insulin (you're welcome fat people), electric wheelchairs (again, you're welcome fat people), the g suit, java, ski doos, radios, the moose, electric ovens, instant replays, beer carton handles and that is just the tip of the iceberg.



So when you see me and Mac Jesus @Mac Jesus , address us as your superiors.
Canadians are NOT bout it. bout it