CAN YOU SWIM?

[daluvlymel]

I would like watching mel sunbathe better too.

waiter i will have a pina colada....lol

im surprised im awake this early

 

[MizeryMade]

Nope. Never learned.

 

[D-Rose]

They call me shallow cuz I never learned to swim.

 

[DuceTheTruth]

waiter i will have a pina colada....lol

im surprised im awake this early

YOU got the muthafukkin worm my freind.

 

[x-loc]

im a fat fuck and i can swim like micheal phelps...

 

[savage]

waiter i will have a pina colada....lol

Im not a waiter, just some random dude that's staring at you. haha:beard:

 

[Sydal]

I can swim. I don't hit pools much, but I love swimming in lakes and the ocean (just not the ocean in Northern Cali...fuck that freezing shit).

 

[JAPE]

I can swim until the life gaurd is doin this.

Then im like.

 

[Gueroloco]

Yes sir!

 

[-LICWIT-]

fool i'm a vet you can bet
i can dance on the water and not get wet

 

[Simpaticone1]

Like a dolphin -

 

[Mtn]

Coming from the land of the 1000 lakes, of course I can.

 

[-LICWIT-]

I THOUGHT LAND O'LAKES WAS A BUTTER

 

[Gas One]

i dont think grown men shouldnt know how to swim.

its like ok so your secret weakness it throwing you in a pool? you can be as gangster as you want but if someones pushing you into a pool and youre like "NO!!! NO!!!" all serious....i mean...yeah

theres one time i backed out getting thrown in a pool and almost fought over it, i had dreads..lol...i was about to start swingin over that shit

but i always looked at it like this, what if a baby was drowning...u the only man and u cant save the baby...shit the reason i started driving was because i had to drive someone to the hospital and back an they let me know a month early..i might not even be driving had that never happened....responsibilities are a bitch

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

I mean I could save a baby, maybe even a small person, or a light midget, but anything other then that youre on your own. I guess what Im getting at is I can swim enough to save myself and small cargo.

 

[daluvlymel]

***POOL PARTY***

 

[Gas One]

shout out to growing up in apartment complexes with pools.

actually on the real this is how i learned how to swim.ill tell yall next post

 

[FreedomLost]

Swimming is one of those things I just assume everyone can do (when they have access to a place to swim). To those who have a hard time swimming in public, try and get swims in in private when given the opportunity.

If you are learning to swim, I do not recommend doing so in Rivers, Lakes and Oceans.

 

[Gas One]

i was like 4-5 years old no lie....this little girl got in the pool and started swimming...me not wanting to be upstaged by a bitch i ran and jumped in the pool and swam. no prior learning.

my dad brings that shit up all the time hella proud lol

 

[GORDOE]

you have to know. people cant recue you in the rio grande.