Subject: Election time again.....
>
>
> just so you know:
> ..I attacked and took over 2 countries.
>
> ..I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
> ..I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
> easy!).
>
> ..I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12
>
> month period.
>
> ..I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
> market.
>
> ..I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
> ..In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
> vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
>
>
> ..After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
> the worst security failure in US history.
>
> ..I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in
> US history.
>
> ..In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
>
> ..I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
> president in US history.
>
> ..I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month
> period.
>
> ..I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
> president in US history.
>
> ..I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since
> the advent of TV.
>
> ..I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
> other US president in history.
>
> ..I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
> ..I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>
> ..I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
> to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for
> protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> ..I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
>
> ..I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
> history.
>
> ..Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
> (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
> named after her.)
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
> simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
>
> ..I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in
> any country in the history of the world.
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military
> occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
> United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
>
> ..I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
> of the United State s, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one
> letter away from BS).
>
> ..I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
> more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I
>
> did it!!).
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove
> the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
> the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
>
> ..I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
>
> ..I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World
> Court of Law.
>
> ..I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default
> no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>
> ..I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
> donations.
>
> ..The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best
>
> friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
> world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
> ..I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
>
> ..I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
>
> then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>
> ..I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
> ..I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year
> made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
> diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
> ..I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of
> Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
> stability.
>
> ..I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
> contracts.
>
> ..I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who
> violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
> bidding for gov't contracts.
>
> ..I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
> other president in US history.
>
> ..I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
> two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>
> ..RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
> Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
>
> ..I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of
>
> war.
>
> ..I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
> (wink,wink)
>
> ..All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
> fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> ..All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
> companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> ..All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the
>
> board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> ..Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
>
> energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
> With Love,
> GEORGE W. BUSH
> The White House, Washington, DC
> Note: This information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election.
> Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded about
> this record
>
>
> just so you know:
> ..I attacked and took over 2 countries.
>
> ..I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
>
> ..I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
> easy!).
>
> ..I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12
>
> month period.
>
> ..I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock
> market.
>
> ..I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
>
> ..In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
> vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
>
>
> ..After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over
> the worst security failure in US history.
>
> ..I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in
> US history.
>
> ..In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
>
> ..I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other
> president in US history.
>
> ..I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month
> period.
>
> ..I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any
> president in US history.
>
> ..I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since
> the advent of TV.
>
> ..I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any
> other US president in history.
>
> ..I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to
> intervene when corruption was revealed.
>
> ..I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
>
> ..I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take
> to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for
> protest against any person in the history of mankind.
>
> ..I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
>
> ..I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US
> history.
>
> ..Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history.
> (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
> named after her.)
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union
> simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
>
> ..I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in
> any country in the history of the world.
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND military
> occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the
> United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
>
> ..I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history
> of the United State s, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only one
> letter away from BS).
>
> ..I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases,
> more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I
>
> did it!!).
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations remove
> the US from the Human Rights Commission.
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove
> the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
>
> ..I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
>
> ..I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. I withdrew from the World
> Court of Law.
>
> ..I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default
> no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
>
> ..I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election
> inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
>
> ..I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign
> donations.
>
> ..The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best
>
> friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in
> world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
>
> ..I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> history.
>
> ..I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and
>
> then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
>
> ..I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
>
> ..I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year
> made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest
> diplomatic failure in US and world history).
>
> ..I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of
> Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
> stability.
>
> ..I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government
> contracts.
>
> ..I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who
> violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
> bidding for gov't contracts.
>
> ..I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any
> other president in US history.
>
> ..I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than
> two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
>
> ..RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
> Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
>
> ..I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of
>
> war.
>
> ..I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
> (wink,wink)
>
> ..All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my
> fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> ..All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt
> companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> ..All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the
>
> board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
>
> ..Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public
>
> energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.
>
> With Love,
> GEORGE W. BUSH
> The White House, Washington, DC
> Note: This information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election.
> Circulate to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded about
> this record
