Bust a rhyme in the open forum

[WHITE DEVIL]

With so much drama in the LBC its kinda hard sorting out my feelings in this crazy game of life. So many choices, options, and obstacles. Who do I trust? Where is my motivation? What is something worth doing?

So many times I have known friends and family who seemed to have it all. They seemed to have an understanding of something deeper than themselves. I wondered why...

Then I stumbled upon this

The words of God written in Aramaic were found on stone tablets in Peruvian ruins!

Inside these tablets there were nine insights into becoming a spiritual being.

I am now in the third stage, and I encourage you to follow my lead.

Rollin down the street smokin endo, sippin on the unique kind of satisfaction that comes from realizing one's place in the universe; in fact, finding a way to rise above the hustle and bustle and find peace.

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

everyone is stoned

 

[jake921660]

[Rapper Voice]

Ha! look at what I said!
limerick when it should be haiku instead!
funny, I searched for the thread
couldn't find it, had to scratch my head
then I felt like a god damn foo!
they weren't limericks, them was haiku's
oh well, gotta let that pass
fuck this thread, time to smoke hash

[/Rapper Voice]

/thread

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

To the beat of Too $hort's "Gotta get some lovin" or "I'm a Player" your choice

I gotta jerk off before the day begins
Slappin my meat to my homegirl Nikki Benz
Jasmine Tame, it's all the same
Got my dick risin up like a fuckin airplane
Twenty minutes later, hot jizz everywhere
Ain't nothin major, a playa don't care
Just hit the erk, and grab a new fit
Can't be rollin with cum stains on my shit
Cause a playa look good, a playa look fine
A playa be sippin on Rossi wine
Dominoes, yellabone hoes
OG's steppin in Adidas shelltoes
And we all cool, ain't packin no straps
Cause playas from the south is like that
Bitch step to me, I rub you down fat
The nigga named Phantom is a straight mack

 

[BASEDVATO]

I'm stoned like rock granit
And it's only 8am god damn it
Fuck a bitch I'll hand slam it
And pull my hand out wit stiky figaz
And bust rhymes vs these siccness wiggas

 

[MEXCOM]

N jail U my hoe ain't nothing but a faggot
tried to bust a rhyme but ended up looking like bob sagget
thinking he gangsta like uncle danny
but that's only cause i fucked him in his fanny
cause in jail you my hoe
now love me faggot!

 

[Meta4iCAL]

It's the siccness.net-ugghh, How can you snitches stop Meta?
I be in the open forum straight shittin on threads bruh
Little out of my head cause... I'm crazy and mad
You bitches better honor me and praise me like HAD
You lame, you wack man, but I'm dope, I drop verses
Like my name was Pak Dan, get exposed like hot nurses
Oh you got nervous? I'll show up in ya mama's bed
Cause I got a dick longer than the world's longest thread

I'm tryin to tell you, dudes aint fuckin with me... who want it?

 

[drunkaholic707]

dylan spits that hot fiyah

 

[Gas One]

im the daddy mack,
and the mack daddy.
that would make me kris kross
fuck your joke bout hair loss
if you got a response im gon respond like BAUSE
cuz imma real nigga
and ill neva stop bussin
rappin on the mic
i gotta drink me some tussin
i eat baby ruths
and you know im neva fussin
and then i get on down,
do drug deals with the russians
watchin all the movies out on town while in puffin
and then i go home and go to sleep like its nothin
wake up to breakfast in bed
and you know it makes me happy
some old cuban ass nigga rolls up my granddaddy
staight walk to the back
take a shower wash my nuts
real bitches love a fresh dick they know whats up
back up in the high school days id eat school lunch
but now a nigga eat breakfast with it too, like brunch
if i see a candy store imma buy that bitch out
cuz im high on horse tranquilizer
know what im talkin about
my young bitch cane you 36 times
and jet the fuck out
niggas with big ass mouths
can eat styrofoam
big ass house with guns on it,
like the thunderdome
thats why every single one of your moms teeth are plated chrome

 

[Stealth]

The busta bust
...................
The busta bust
...................
The busta bust
Rockin to the beat


Woooo hah
Flipmode motherfuckers

 

[Gas One]

^ lmaooo

 

[Luscious7ew]

Talk is cheap thats why so many can afford it
Silence is Golden thats why they choose to ignore it
Me, Im just a middle class man, I got bored wid it
Put the pedal to the metal then I just floored it

Drop bombs for cheddar, January to November
December take a break, just for Jesus Christ's sake
Let him shine in his time, until I get mine
Have a holly jolly Christmas before I bust my next rhyme

You said the Big Lew is weak
You don't own a single cow but somehow you got beef
Like a $5 footlong you jampacked with meat
Homos hatin heavily cause Im tearin up this beat

Fuck Paper Planes, I got Titanium Trains
Makin money monsoon while you MCs only make it rain
Luscious Lew comin to take a stab at this rap game
Speakers slappin, grabbin money as I claim fame

 

[corinthian]

catch a case and snitch
catch six feet of dirt, rest in piss
cuz I'mma catch you later and pull some tales from the crypt
you"s a stool pigeon and I'm an alligator
eat you up like some now and later
I come heated like a radiator
leave ya face lookin like swiss cheese for fuckin with my cheddar

 

[CHAPO GUZMAN]

i thought this was bust a rhyme not bust some bars.. lol

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

Me get lit like a candle spit game to the dames
I'ma dip and drip drag on these mark-ass lames
That be perpetratin' like suckas when they all need to hush
A big-ass bullseye on they chest and they get wet like a paintbrush
'cause when I got my 'K, you can call me the dark Picasso
If you bootsie like Roscoe's you get stuffed like a taco
The tools that I use include tre-eights and four-fives,
MAC-10's and nines, .223's and a case of St. Ide's
And when I get to fixin niggas miss me with that bullshit nigga
Pigments on the pavement from a spleen and a ruptured liver
Bigger than what you thought ho, so let me take a breather
Postin' with a nina, crackin' masks like peanuts
The Asantis keep spinnin' and we all keep clockin'
Protected by a Glock'n some Franklins 'n' a stock'n
So watch me come hard like a rocked-up ounce
Fittin slugs into mugs like a key to a house and I'm out

 

[DaRitaBoi]

yo yo yo yo yo A turn my mic up----ok there it go yea uh, uh, yo check it out---a my mic went out again turn that bitch up son what tha fuck B---Yea uh check it check it im n that, say b my mics off

 

[nonfiCKtion]

Leather on ma back in a 2000 max/it makes sense/ cause in 2000 all I did was max. Button ups and slacks and straw hats/ smellin expensive cause im all that/ I don't take no bullshit/ can't get close to me im a preacher in the pulpit/ squeeze ya purse now your juiceless/ im lookin for the one that's too thick/ not in her hips but her chips/ own pad own whip/ got a date at 8/ she offered me a plate/ of macaroni cheese cornbread and steak/ poppin bottles fellin great/ she want me to stay but I aint/ imma cold piece of work/ I make feelings hurt/ drug your name thru the dirt/ I saw her she started to flirt/ played her to left/ she had no cash/ she had no breath/ can't hear nothin she say/ but if she can pay/ I stop and reverse like a instant replay/ she say he say she can pay me/ it cost more if she wants to lay thee.

 

[Gemini]

We still down with the King of Rock and still raising hell
soldiers lost in the system 25 with an L
so many tears, so many questions, never the right answer
they doin' to the game what they did to the Black Panthers
support the use of drugs let em' glorify the violence
and watch the game tenfold to a total dead silence
fight fire with fire turn em' against one another
watch another lost soul and another crying mother
we don't die we multiply, but it's more like we subtract
put us all together and we don't know how to act
BOOM! there goes another one buried in the dirt
in the Goverment's land that these homies call their turf
re-enforce your street cred go on run and tell your homies
and the day that they're caught up, they can rat out to the police
now you proved your point street cred to the masses
no requirements just penitentiary chances

 

[TaxMan]

I wrote this shit this morning:

Chewin all on your nuts like my nigga Jeffrey Dahlmer,
Cant load that shit that siccness gets me harder than a corpse
Till I reach for the greeds that nigga start jackin off until it hurts
Swallow my shit so thick this nigga run loccs up on you almost daily
For the digs then I'm off dick grow soft with lynch I'm chewin up babies
We gonna stay sicc, for the crazy run em up gospel shit kicks in
It's the nigga named 6 with the locc to the brain style fix
Eatin up your dead skin

 

[nonfiCKtion]

They call me brownie mackasarus rex/ greasy like latex/ goin for them paychecks/ goin for the safe next/ goin for that grey lex/ ribbon hangin from ma neck/ champion like jason veritex from the red sox/ when they hear that beat drop/ san diego hip hop/ niggas spittin gangsta shit/ niggas spittin flip flop/ in the alley duckin cops/ watchin for them haters too/ sick like I got the flu/ authentic jersey and some shoes/ all brown/ aint to be found/ they me now/ how I get down/ in the city/ niggas actin real gritty/ so I just go to work/ everyday its t shirts/ coveralls and steel toes/ 520 in the mornin metal pedal to the floor/ 10 hours overtime/ yeah im tryin to get mine/ legal grind/ all the time/ and I keep it way treal/ eatin on exquisit meals/ if u hear me/ rub ya belly/ that's exactly how I feel/ im eatin/ im beatin/ im skeetin/ im sleepin/ im leavin/ every single day for the same reason/ everyday routine for the green/ so chunk up the duce if u know what I mean........