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May 27, 2008
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Whiskey sours, Jamaican showers
"Shagadelic baby!" like Austin Powers
Rollin in an eight-deuce caddy on thangs
Finna pull an E.S.G., pop the trunk swang and bang
Pull up to the curb but don't scrape the Daytons
Touchin on down, stupid bitch call me Peyton
Manning, I won't make it stop stop
Stiggedy step to me and my gat go pop pop
So young ass bitch, get out of dodge
Or I make you vanish just like a mirage
Fuckin with me, ain't good fo yo cheddar
Your stack get shorter as ya chest get wetta
 
Jun 27, 2009
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I'll be all up in the magazines,
Nd in yo' dreams,
I'd be looking so clean.
You should see the way I lean,
Im a teenage love machine,
Tell your boys to keep their hands of my jean.

(I cant rhyme, But at least I tried haha.)
 

tweeze

East 27 mack e$O...
Jun 8, 2005
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I WOULD BUT I WILL KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU BRAIN WASH I JUST WANT TO "SUPPORT" ZOMBIE DUDES

I THINK ME AND GAS TORO SAV HAS THE BEST TASTE IN MUSIC ON THIS
MESSAGE BOARD SO NO HAHAH I WILL PASS

BUT I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS ROOKIE HAHA

TROLL THAT AHAHHAHAHHFFDEFEJRKRJ BITCH....
 

Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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#17
[Rapper Voice]

Ha! look at what I said!
limerick when it should be haiku instead!
funny, I searched for the thread
couldn't find it, had to scratch my head
then I felt like a god damn foo!
they weren't limericks, them was haiku's
oh well, gotta let that pass
fuck this thread, time to smoke hash

[/Rapper Voice]
 
Jan 14, 2008
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shit.. come on dogg
feelin like slim thug the real boss hogg
i been blazin that purple kermit
the OP prob off 4 hits of sherm stick
for real though i cant even see straight
i know this post gone get nothin but hate
but it dont even matter i got my siccness stripes
brain releasin endorphins of all different types
feelin good bout ready to go to sleep
but dont worry im here every day all week