Brown Eggs

[WHITE DEVIL]

Eating White Eggs is like sex with a condom

 

[MRTHECOSE]

all this info in this thread is well known through out the community

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

lmao

Congrats on the son homie

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

It's even in the bible! Check out this old ass post from Heresy...

It clearly states in the book of Matthew:

He who eats brown eggs throughout his life will live on forever in the kingdom of heaven with our father. But he who chooses to eat white eggs will have to live an eternity in hell. (Mathew 7:7-8)

 

[ConstantElevation]

It's even in the bible! Check out this old ass post from Heresy...

lmao

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

all this info in this thread is well known through out the community

hahahaha I didn't even see that shit until now...

 

[WHITE DEVIL]

lol

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

Check out this old Da Vinci painting, of course he knew what's up:

 

[Stimey]

i feel like I took a college class after reading this thread

 

[Mac Jesus]

I have a dream

I dream of a day when all eggs, no matter the color can be kept in the same egg carton and be eaten in harmony.

After all in the inside - they all got yellow yolk.

 

[kayvee]

Try brown eggs, you're eating the Taco Bell version of eggs if you ask anybody who's up on egg game...

i dont see what the difference is other than the color of the egg itself. i'm not racist, just most of my family is. LOL

~k.

 

[Gas One]

Who else eats those brown eggs? I don't even know the difference between white and brown eggs, but I get them anyways.

Fuck white eggs!

i dont eat no brown eggs

i got a carton of brown eggs in the fridge and i aint fuckin with em

my brown eggs (my brothas) will be free

white eggs continue to get mashed on

like some SUCKAS

 

[kayvee]

hahahahahaha

~k.

 

[Bubble Hash]

Are you sure the eggs aren't brown from bein covered with feces?

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

this reminds me of that everybody hates chris show. where the kids get that egg baby and you cant break it, and all the white kids get white eggs, and chris gets the one brown egg

 

[enserio]

I don't eat brown eggs.

Tried to crack one against the edge of the pan, and stopped short.

I just couldn't bring myself to do it!

 

[kayvee]

this reminds me of that everybody hates chris show. where the kids get that egg baby and you cant break it, and all the white kids get white eggs, and chris gets the one brown egg

hahahahahahahaha

~k.

 

[Lamberto Quintero]

Man, I remember for high school we had to make this box and put eggs in it and have it so that when they drop it off a three story building, the eggs don't break.

Well, I ended up using brown eggs in that shit and those fools DQ'd me for that. Bunch of fuckin bitches, gettin' mad at a nigga for not trying to be white and use white eggs! Mothafuckas want me to stop talking English and start eating white eggs tambien, pero no putos...

Only time I ever use white eggs is to egg someone's house...

 

[enserio]

I only eat white eggs because they're easy.

 

[City Situation]

brown eggs but white eggs are cheaper so usually i get those. brown eggs are a lot better tho. anything food brown is better than white, in general. (brown sugar and rice, is better than white sugar and rice)