i write the entire britney spears ordeal saga off as nothing more than this: she's a country ass white girl from buttfuck bayou louisiana, and her backwoods redneck turtle eating ways are catching up with her. she's destined to end up morbidly overweight, and wheelchair bound with one leg missing a la "stewie: the untold story", she just took a little detour into stardom... but as with all detours, she has to eventually return to the main road one day.
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