Breaking your bong.

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Apr 14, 2003
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ive never broken a pipe/bong in my life...but for the past week...theres this one bong that my homie has, and anytime i touch that bitch i seem to knock it over or drop it, or some fuckin shit....i dont know. maybe every stoner has to break somethin at least once and my time is coming
 

Defy

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I've seen my friend kick his bong off the handrail of his futon....pretty funny.....stinky, but funny


besides that I've only broke the stem before
 
Apr 20, 2005
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I had a glass pipe that I bought when I turned 18, first one I ever owned brand new, I had a few close calls dropping it, but it survived 6 years, I let my sister borrow it for 1 day last year, she left it in her car, next morning the fuccin car is gone. She trippin bout her car all pissed and shit, I'm walkin around yellin at her for leavin my pipe in the car. Shits funny to think about now. Found the car few miles down the road stripped, no pipe.

R.I.P. Lil Bowl Blue
 
Jan 27, 2006
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deres dis one bong imma get.. i saw it in venice beach. Heres a quick sketch of it:


its made out of glass and when theres smoke in da bong da glass changes color! and check dat shit out its got a donut shape in da glass dat shit fuckin owns fo real!!
 
Dec 9, 2005
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LOL @ the quick sketch...


I've seen many stem breakings...its hella funny...mostly cause its never happened to mine. But its when someone loads up a fatter rip than they should've and end up blowing the stem right out along with bong water or whatevers in it.
 

Gas One

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i was once painting someones garage and i was kinda positioned where i had one foot on dudes wooden desk and the other on some piece of wood to balance high up, well i didnt look back when i got off of it i just kinda hopped off of it backwards, stepped right on dudes bong and crushed that shit

my bong breaking is a direct indication of why i do not need a small dog

i aint breakin this one though, o-no it aint happening.
 
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Broke my bong today :cry: I broke the female stem a few weeks ago so I was replacing it. When I pushed the broken stem through the hole it fits in, it hit the base of the bong and that was that.:(
 
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ive nver broken a pipe to my recollection, mine nor anybody elses

and i damn sure will never ever break someones bong since i know that shit is a minimal 100$$ right there

i keep the plastic bong, worse that could happen is a spill or maybe some kinda weird cancer later down the road

one of my friends got his glass pipe broken by one of his drunk friends and got a new one. he was hella leary about letting people smoke with it that first day but all of his homies were going some where and he took it cause it was the only one. well he says as he hands the pipe to the dude who broke the original if it gets broken its on him so he goes to dump the ash out of the bowl out of the car window on the freeway going 65 and somehow let it go. he got him a new one hte next day though