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Gas One

Gas One

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Man, i break a bong every two-three months, tops. Its just gotta happen.
Even if i take every precautionary method possible to ensure it dosent break, a freak accident such as a god damned bird flying through my window and knocking it over (this has actually happened), and today, shattering my bong with my fucking house phone.

Shatter a bong with your house phone, you say?
well i had the bong wrapped up in a towel, because i actually have a fucking personal basket for my bong, underneath my bed. thats how serious ive gotten with bong safety. i put the bong wrapped towel in the basket, the bowl somewhere else.

anyways i had just got off the phone trying to contact someone, answering machine. so i pressed the "red" phone icon and threw my phone onmy bed, square at the towel.

as i turn to walk away i hear "ZZPPPPZRRKKKKKTTZRIZZZNUNNNCHH!!!"
i already knew what it was so im just gonna take the towel to the trash can and dump the glass.

fuck, atleast i just got paid. gonna do me some bong shoppin today.
anyone else got some good stories about bongs breaking?
ive got more later, if this thread pops off. trust, i have more.
 
kendo

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Gas One said:
, a freak accident such as a god damned bird flying through my window and knocking it over (this has actually happened), and today, shattering my bong with my fucking house phone..
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whaaaat, lol...
damn, the bong breaking stories I have are boring compared to your bird story.
 
Gas One

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yeah, sometimes i leave my back door upstairs open...mostly when im faded, but alot of times for my dog...when i do this i risk weird shit happening like birds straight up flying through my house...and this had happened to be one of those times...and a bird came through and knocked my shit down first thing........and hes lucky he made it out alive for doing that punk ass shit....some of the birds that accidently flew through the terrordome havent been so lucky

ive killed a bird with a ps2 (the slim ps2) box for that shit
grabbed the little handle and ended that fools lifestyle
lol...peta here i come
 
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this happens to me but with pipes. no pipe of mine has lasted past 3 months. some shit always happens and it ends up shattering...nothing as interesting as a bird though.
 
Gas One

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what he do, blow in the bong and not suck from it?

my homie had his 400 dollar bong on the desk we were all drunk playin dominoes music blastin and someone slammed the domino a little too fuckin hard, sent the bong leanin the the tower of pisa hit the ground and we all looked at that shit in a hundred pieces for a good 15 minutes and said NOTHING.

eventually it was ruled that it was the owners own dumbass fault for putting the bong on the domino table and he was 100% financially responsible...



and yeah glass blowing is cool, ive given it some thought...it just sucks that you get like 60 dollars for them and they sell em for 300..it would definately have to be more of a hobby and less of a hustle..
 
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Gas One said:
what he do, blow in the bong and not suck from it?

my homie had his 400 dollar bong on the desk we were all drunk playin dominoes music blastin and someone slammed the domino a little too fuckin hard, sent the bong leanin the the tower fo pisa hit the ground and we all looked at that shit for a good 15 minutes and said NOTHING.
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HAHAHAHAHA I CAN PICTURE THAT SHIT. SHIT WAS FROM A GRAVITY BONG. IT WAS MY PATNAS FIRST TIME EVER HITTIN ONE. HE FUCKIN PUT THE BUCKET ON HIS LAP, THEN HE HIT IT. SHIT WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM SO HE STARTED COUGHIN HELLA HARD AND SPILLED A TINY BIT OF BONG WATER ON HIS PANTS, REACHED FOR THE LITTLE SPOT, AND THEN HELLA WATER FELL ON HIS SHIRT AND PANTS. DIRTY ASS BROWN BONG WATER
 
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a hippy showed me his hooka bong he had like 40 years ago. He pulled it out a bag and put it together.. its got a huge goldon Oz cone with a long screw in down pipe to the bowl then 2 pipes for 2 people to toke on. He also had a flute in his bag and i can picture him dancin round a fire blowin his flute n gettin high..
anyways
dis kinda inspired me to keep a bong for aslong as possible
I managed to have a bong for like 2 years + and it was da best bong ever! It eventually got thrown out and my life hasnt been the same since.

Shit i spilt my bong like 3 times dis week my room stinks!
 
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I have a pretty bad track record with breaking glass drug perephenelia.

Ive probably broken like 3 bongs, 5 pipes and 1 bubbler.

The worst break was really awkward.. It was at my ex-girlfriend's dad's birthday party. I went because I was still cool with her and friends with her current boyfriend (husband now). Anyway.. there was hella people in his billiards room smokin out of his new bong his gf just got him. He sees me (we kinda had a bad history) and was like "oh shit, I remember this guy!...... we've had our problems in the past, but we'll squash all of that.." all shit faced drunk. I had just gotten there so I was pretty much lookin for anything to get high or drunk. So he's like 'Here hit this shit' and passed me the bong. Before I hit it, he said something like "make this hit a big one" or "no bitch hits here". I was standing up when I hit it. Held the bong with one hand and the downstem with the other. For some reason, when I ripped the downstem out, I let go of the bong too. Ya, that shit fell from about 4 feet up.. shattered all over his floor.. It was like one of those southwest commercial moments "need to get away?"..
 
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yea i kick it with sum stupid ass people sometimes n they break shit like its nothin. i got one friend who's tipped over two bongs and broke the downstem. and another friend who specializes in breaking pipes, this bitch has probably broken 5 pipes that i can remember, one of them when she droped a pipe in the toilet and it didnt break, but she didnt wanna get dirty so she just flushed it


i had a close call the other day, i had my bong and bubbler on the br counter. i accidentaly hit my bong hella lightly but it had no water in it so it tipped over, hit my bubbler, and they both go crashing on the floor. but neither of them broke, and it was no mess cuz there wasnt any water in em, i got hella lucky
 
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plastic bongs, people, plastic bongs. they do the trick.

@ Gas, that is dudes fault for leaving the bong on a table, i always try to put it out of the way.

@ Phx sun, that shit is hilarious. that is a serious party foul.

i love when people breate out threw the pipe/bong and ashes/water/weed get everywhere.

i just blew a smoke ring, somehow, out threw the stem of the bong.

didnt break a bong, but a decent bong-breaking story. so 4 of us are out by the beach in west marin, just hella foggy, smoking out of a small plastic bong, like a 6 in. one. so we're passing it around, and at one point we just missed killing a deer (the homie was an idiot, doin about 80 on 35/45 mph windy ass foggy roads) and we just miss it. first omen. second omen, the homie in the backseat with me is trying to dump the bongwater out cuz we're done usin it, and he didnt want the water to spill in the car or some shit. so he rolls down the window, hella blunted (mac dre's "black buck rogers" is blowin out the drivers 12 inch subs in the back) and he turns the bong upside down, and the stem falls out. so no its completely worthless for us to keep. it was like 10 bucks at most. so i tell him to throw it out the window sayin, "just in case we get pulled over or some shit theres no bong in the car" since its useless, but he says he wants to keep it cuz he borrowed it from some chick he was trying to hook up with. long story short, homie keeps it, we get pulled over for a license plate light being out (which he didnt even write the ticket up for), car is searched, we're searched, and the cop finds the bong with no stem in it. he gets confused, because he assumes that it wasnt used recently since it didnt have a stem, and my homie says that it coulda been anyone else that have ever ridden in that car. we eventually get let go, it was all good, but just stupid shit like that, where i know somethins gonna happen, pisses me off.
 
MrFedEx503

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Gas One said:
Man, i break a bong every two-three months, tops. Its just gotta happen.
Even if i take every precautionary method possible to ensure it dosent break, a freak accident such as a god damned bird flying through my window and knocking it over (this has actually happened), and today, shattering my bong with my fucking house phone.

Shatter a bong with your house phone, you say?
well i had the bong wrapped up in a towel, because i actually have a fucking personal basket for my bong, underneath my bed. thats how serious ive gotten with bong safety. i put the bong wrapped towel in the basket, the bowl somewhere else.

anyways i had just got off the phone trying to contact someone, answering machine. so i pressed the "red" phone icon and threw my phone onmy bed, square at the towel.

as i turn to walk away i hear "ZZPPPPZRRKKKKKTTZRIZZZNUNNNCHH!!!"
i already knew what it was so im just gonna take the towel to the trash can and dump the glass.

fuck, atleast i just got paid. gonna do me some bong shoppin today.
anyone else got some good stories about bongs breaking?
ive got more later, if this thread pops off. trust, i have more.
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funny uou made a thread of this, my Bong i'ev had for 5 years just broke the other day, damn I thought I was gonna have that thing forever
 
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