Boy Breaks Into Home, Orders Up Porn

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Gas One

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#27
the homeboy josh was stayin over my boys pad and got caught wacking it to the spice channel by the homies parents....in their bed.....on some open the door and he fumblin to cover up and chance the remote at the same time shit...nigga was never allowed in that mutha fuckin house again

to make it worse he came from a religious family
 

Rossibreath

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#28
the homeboy josh was stayin over my boys pad and got caught wacking it to the spice channel by the homies parents....in their bed.....on some open the door and he fumblin to cover up and chance the remote at the same time shit...nigga was never allowed in that mutha fuckin house again

to make it worse he came from a religious family
he shudda came on his mom.
 

WXS STOMP3R

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#29
ONE NIGHT MY HOMEBOY CRASHED OUT IN MY LIVING ROOM AND WHEN I GOT THE CABLE BILL, THERE WAS TWO PORN'S ORDERED FOR THE SAME NIGHT...I KICK HIS ASS OUT EVERYTIME HE'S DRUNK NOW AND ASKS TO CRASH AT MY PAD.
 
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The fuck is wit the price of porn nowadays anyway?
At least OnDemand Porn...
You want me to pay $14.99 so I can watch Busty Beach Beautys for one day?

Bwaaaaaa fuck outta here.
*I-Candy*

lol

I'd be hella mad If I was you stomper
 

jr916

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#31
the homeboy josh was stayin over my boys pad and got caught wacking it to the spice channel by the homies parents....in their bed.....on some open the door and he fumblin to cover up and chance the remote at the same time shit...nigga was never allowed in that mutha fuckin house again

to make it worse he came from a religious family
i used to work wit this one guy scott, and he would tweak for like 3 or 4 days, so come friday we all go to his house and start drinkin...well he had been up for 2 or 3 of em and started gettin shitty drunk so everybody left, next day i go to his house and the muthafucka is passed out on the couch wit his dick in one hand and a icehouse halfway spilling in his left hand and the main menu of a porn dvd on tv
 
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i used to work wit this one guy scott, and he would tweak for like 3 or 4 days, so come friday we all go to his house and start drinkin...well he had been up for 2 or 3 of em and started gettin shitty drunk so everybody left, next day i go to his house and the muthafucka is passed out on the couch wit his dick in one hand and a icehouse halfway spilling in his left hand and the main menu of a porn dvd on tv
LMFAO! WTF?!