Boy Breaks Into Home, Orders Up Porn

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mrtonguetwista

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PALM BAY, FL -- A 14-year-old central Florida boy broke into a home and proceeded to order up $100+ in porn movies on the family's TV set, according to police.

They say the family returned home from shopping and caught the boy in the act.

Further investigation revealed the boy had ordered $129 worth of porn via the family's TV account.

He's now charged with occupied burglary and grand theft.
 
BOOBOO619

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lol, this is fucking funny. Sounds like something I would have contemplated at that age because I'm a sick fuck as well. What a sick kid. hahaha
 
BOOBOO619

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Mr._Alize_559 said:
Whatever happened to jacking off to the Sears catalog bra section????
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Target & K-Mart had a decent section sometimes as well. Not sure about now though. But your right, I remember those days wacking off to the Sears mag. Sears mag had it going. :cool:

These days, I just wack off late at night to Paid Programming infomercials.
 
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how bout scrambled cable channels who remembers spice channel and adam and eve trying to make out a titty thru the scrambled image
 
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there use to be this channel that would show like an hour or 2 of some nude big tit bitches on cable every saturday or fri night....im talkin huge tits and theyd just do shit like comb a horse or do hoola hoop lmao
 
jr916

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ESFCE said:
there use to be this channel that would show like an hour or 2 of some nude big tit bitches on cable every saturday or fri night....im talkin huge tits and theyd just do shit like comb a horse or do hoola hoop lmao
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was it public access??........cause i have seen sum weird shit on there late night.......i think this one show on there tried to recruite me to they devil worshippin church
 
BOOBOO619

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ESFCE said:
how bout scrambled cable channels who remembers spice channel and adam and eve trying to make out a titty thru the scrambled image
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Yup, I remember those days. For me it was known as "channel 99." :cool: The more you starred you could actually make out titties and ass through the scrambled image. Hotbox solved that though.
 
Blaza_4_Eva

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damn this kid is a muthafuckin fool. i can already picture the doofus walkin down the street thinkin "hmm i'ma break into this house & order me up some porno & wack it like i've never wacked before!" then he gets caught floggin the miami dolphin by the family hahaha. fuckin florida man hahaha.
 
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