Bowel Movement Forum
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Oh shit, I thought that was Emma, lol...
I'm always mistaken ppl on here... haha... prolly cuz I'm usually drunk when I post here. But fuck, Myspace has been hella lame lately, that's usually where I am during the day, but not lately. The only one that gets online is I AM and he's too busy playin' those gay ass Mafia Wars.
I'm always mistaken ppl on here... haha... prolly cuz I'm usually drunk when I post here. But fuck, Myspace has been hella lame lately, that's usually where I am during the day, but not lately. The only one that gets online is I AM and he's too busy playin' those gay ass Mafia Wars.
just stay away from the fiber one cereal bars and you will be okay. i ate one of them in the morning and by 2 in the afternoon i was shittering in spurts, like every other 20-30 minuts for hours on end. it is fucking embrassing when you are at a sushi restaurant and you have to ask them if you can use the bathroom again and again, all of the other customers think the sushi chef gave me food poisoning, but it was them fiber one bars.
finally, when i asked for one more roll, teh sushi chef had the nerve to wipe his nose on teh back side of his hand will he was holding the roll. i still ate the roll and tehn i went and took another shit.
also, another thing is why is it that peas and corn dont go undigested??
i mean fuck i am shooting whole entire peas outta my ass like they was bb pellets coming out of a bb gun.
even split pea soup, the peas are all crushed and split apart, but for some reason when i look into the toilet bowl, i see that the peas regenerated themselves into whole entire peas.
i mean what the fuck, it's like when a girl can get a cherry stem inside her mouth and open her mouth and she tied a knot with the cherry stem.
like i said stay away from fiber one bars, peas and corn and pick the girl up at the bar that can do that cherry stem trick with her mouth, she wifey material.
finally, when i asked for one more roll, teh sushi chef had the nerve to wipe his nose on teh back side of his hand will he was holding the roll. i still ate the roll and tehn i went and took another shit.
also, another thing is why is it that peas and corn dont go undigested??
i mean fuck i am shooting whole entire peas outta my ass like they was bb pellets coming out of a bb gun.
even split pea soup, the peas are all crushed and split apart, but for some reason when i look into the toilet bowl, i see that the peas regenerated themselves into whole entire peas.
i mean what the fuck, it's like when a girl can get a cherry stem inside her mouth and open her mouth and she tied a knot with the cherry stem.
like i said stay away from fiber one bars, peas and corn and pick the girl up at the bar that can do that cherry stem trick with her mouth, she wifey material.
I stopped reading your gay ass post when I saw the words "peas and corn".. but FUCK YOU for spreading disinfo about Fiber One bars... just because your fruity ass doesn't know how to properly handle your fiber intake and manage it with other foods and liquids... Fiber One bars are the shit (literally and figuratively).