Man, I feel you. I'm down here in South-West Houston right now, visiting family. I don't feel too much of the music, but I like Fat Pat and Lil Flip. Big Moe's tight. And I wasn't feelin that Screwed shit at first, but it grew on me.
As far as the Syrup...that shit gets you so tore. My cousin mixed some of that shit with grape kool aid for me. Shit had me tilted. And the hoes down here...oh boy. Good n' plenty. They love us West Coast foes too.
One thing...you mentioned the weed? Man, the shit in Houston can NOT touch the Bay. And don't tell me I aint got hooks cus my cousins smoke about 12-15 Sweets a day, an they got the best shit around. I brought a couple zips from Cali (that Chronic) and we smoked 1 blunt on 3 heads and they were so throwed. But shit is tight in H-Town, the hoes, the prices on everythang, the people, the music (i guess). But the weather is a bitch and the weed aint nothing special. Scenery aint nothing special either. Real chop.
I've been to 38 states and Texas would have to come in 3rd place. Cali #1, Hawaii #2. IMO, there's no place like the Bay Area. Where else can you be in the flats one minute, and five minutes later be in the hills lookin at the Bay and the Golden Gate? The sideshows are the craziest. The kill is THE BEST. Better than Hawaii. The weather is perfect. Nice hoes too, but not quite like Texas or Hawaii. The only dowside is the prices on everythang. But if you haven't been to the Bay, I suggest you hit it up. It's the only spot for me.