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Jun 3, 2006
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lol @ some tweak floatin in the hair holdin onto a kite gettin dragged by a plane
lmao..im still laughin thinkin about it...and one of his main selling points was "look at the heels of my shoes"...cause he said he was gettin dragged across the dirt and it wore down his shoes..
 

Meta4iCAL

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lmao..im still laughin thinkin about it...and one of his main selling points was "look at the heels of my shoes"...cause he said he was gettin dragged across the dirt and it wore down his shoes..
lol... why wouldnt he just let go of the kite?

and that must have been one thick ass string

motherfucka had a fat ass rope attached to his kite and shit
 
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lol... why wouldnt he just let go of the kite?

and that must have been one thick ass string

motherfucka had a fat ass rope attached to his kite and shit
lmao..he had a a spool the size of a small tv, he put like 10,000 yards of 100 pound test fishing line on it..dude is hella happy to tell you the story...i forgot in my post tho, he said he was flying until he got over the pond and he was holdin on by one hand (while he found his pocket knife!) but he was so high in the air he had to wait until he got over sum water to cut the line...he said he fell like 150 or 200 feet into the water...his clothes looked wet, but then again all tweaks are sweaty...
 

Meta4iCAL

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lmao..he had a a spool the size of a small tv, he put like 10,000 yards of 100 pound test fishing line on it..dude is hella happy to tell you the story...i forgot in my post tho, he said he was flying until he got over the pond and he was holdin on by one hand (while he found his pocket knife!) but he was so high in the air he had to wait until he got over sum water to cut the line...he said he fell like 150 or 200 feet into the water...his clothes looked wet, but then again all tweaks are sweaty...
lmao!

that shit is hilarious

tweekers always got crazy ass stories

I remember when my old neighbor told me a story about how him and his boys stole a car... they were being chased by the cops so they hopped on the freeway... but going the wrong direction

they were going like 120 on the freeway driving against traffic... but they were hella duckin and dodgin all the cars and didnt get hit

then they pulled over on the side of the road and ran into some farm... and the farmer helped them hide from the cops

but the cops found his fingerprints on a wendys cup in the car so they were lookin for him and he was on the run
 

mrtonguetwista

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kites are fun...funny story, this fool darren i used to kick it wit, he was a big-time tweak...that fool had like a 300 dollar kite, it had like 6 diffrent strings and like 3 spools to make it do tricks and shit....anyway that fool showed up at my door one morning all jazzed, apparently he got that shit so high that it got wrapped up in a little passenger planes wings!!!....that fool tried to sell me the story for like a hour, he said he was basically flying, he said he flew over a pond and luckily for him, he cut the line before the plane dragged him up into the clouds...i kicked it wit him last year and he is takin that story to the grave, he gets pissed when you call bullshit.....(lmfao, just typin this shit)
 
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the question is who the fuck hired you when you cant even spell the most basic of words. how'd you fill out your job aplikatshon?