holy fuckin hot goldilocks mane, im lookin at this thread about six minutes ago, like, damn i wish i had a story about a black widow....im not bullshitting SWEAR up and down this is true... I go to my bathroom and see this big fuckin black spider. im like, damn thats a crazy ass coincidence, then i look a little closer and I see a big fuckin red dot on hi ass, i paused for a second like, holy shit thats a strange coincidence. i was just gonna let that fucker go but i thought, damn this thing could kill some little kid or a frog or somethiing, so I went old school and used a paper towel to get it off my bathroom door and then straight stomped on it, i could hear that shit squashed. Then I realized, fuck now his venom and what not is all over my fuckin shoe and what if i go touch my shoe and then eat something, so i just got done staralizing my shoe and devenomizing my bathroom. Ive had some strange coincidences happen to me but this shit was crazy, first black widow ive seen, i havent seen or heard about a black widow on tv or the internet till this thread, then 5 minutes after i seee a black widow,. its a crazy world man, cant blink, death by a creature the size of a quarter is not how im goin out.......if u see a black widow near ur house, vegitarian or not, kill that mother fucker and ask questions later, BLACK WIDOW KILL #1