Black Widow

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Apr 26, 2002
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When I grew up in the Santa Cruz Mountains, we had a fat firewood pile, and there were always black widows in there.
I never got bit by one though.

When I first bought my Mexican Red Knee Tarantula, I had it for 2 days and the little bastard escaped overnight. I found it on my windowsill 2 weeks later. That particular kind is harmless. It might kick some hairs off it's abdomen in defense, but thatz about it.
My pops was so pissed when he found out. Everyone in my house was trippin'. Some of my friends wouldn't even come in my room because of that
 
May 24, 2003
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holy fuckin hot goldilocks mane, im lookin at this thread about six minutes ago, like, damn i wish i had a story about a black widow....im not bullshitting SWEAR up and down this is true... I go to my bathroom and see this big fuckin black spider. im like, damn thats a crazy ass coincidence, then i look a little closer and I see a big fuckin red dot on hi ass, i paused for a second like, holy shit thats a strange coincidence. i was just gonna let that fucker go but i thought, damn this thing could kill some little kid or a frog or somethiing, so I went old school and used a paper towel to get it off my bathroom door and then straight stomped on it, i could hear that shit squashed. Then I realized, fuck now his venom and what not is all over my fuckin shoe and what if i go touch my shoe and then eat something, so i just got done staralizing my shoe and devenomizing my bathroom. Ive had some strange coincidences happen to me but this shit was crazy, first black widow ive seen, i havent seen or heard about a black widow on tv or the internet till this thread, then 5 minutes after i seee a black widow,. its a crazy world man, cant blink, death by a creature the size of a quarter is not how im goin out.......if u see a black widow near ur house, vegitarian or not, kill that mother fucker and ask questions later, BLACK WIDOW KILL #1
 
May 9, 2002
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I'd probally have a heart attack if a Jumping Tarantula landed on my forhead lol I'm scared to death of spiders, i'v seen a few black widows. Reason I don't see more of them cuz I go places where they ain't lol at my girlfriends house...i never saw one there yet(hope i never do) but they found like 12 black widows in their shed aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
 
Sep 7, 2002
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skitz said:
I'd probally have a heart attack if a Jumping Tarantula landed on my forhead lol I'm scared to death of spiders,
hahaha. Hell yeah homie, those shits look evil

The most Poisinous spiders are daddy long legs. They can't do shit to humans only because our skin is to thick for their fangs.
I had BulBul bird once (for about 13 years) I found him dead in his cage about two years ago because of a fuckin daddy long leg.
 
Jul 8, 2002
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mane I hate spiders! i cant open my goddamn window in the summer cuz I got hella spiders sittin on the outside of my window!i wanna know where them lil bitches come from tho, but if one gets into my room its on!i talk to that muthafucka on some denzel washington shit "i run this shit, king kong aint got nuthin on me!"i either spray that muthafucka or vacuum his ass!

THA RIPPA said:
man im scared to death of spiders ill take a bullet to the face before ill let a spider crawl on my face
*co-signs*
 
Apr 11, 2003
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aint them brown recluses the same as violin spiders?

i seen this big ass spider crawlin' on my iguana's cage one time.. that muthafucka was kinda chubby and furry. so i started starin at it closer cuz he didn't seem to be trippin of me... so as i was gettin closer that muthafucka jumped like a foot in tha air and i never found his ass...

i caught one widow in my house before i showed her the old raid can & lighter trick though.... i don't fuck around wit them...
 
Sep 12, 2002
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yeah yeah u can squash a black widow, but i think it would b real hard to squash a fucking jumping tarantula, i would fuck one of those things up with a super soaker fulla raid DIE DIE DIE FUCKING SPIDERS
 
Apr 25, 2002
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My little cousin had a Black Widow in a jar in his room. When I stayed down his house, I woke up in the morning with the jar opened up right next to my face. I freaked the fuck out, but they were just fucking with me, it wasnt the same jar.

My girl is scared to fuckin death of spiders. She one of those people who douse the spider in so much Raid that they actually drown before dying from the poison.
 
Jun 27, 2002
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damn them jumpin tarantulas sound like they would scare the shit outta me....fuck that...

last time i saw a black widow it was in a flower pot, ......he drowned in a flood of bleach....



a fun game i used to play to kill bugs was to spray them in the air with some Aqua net.....
 
Oct 18, 2003
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i don't know about this one but my cousin in the marines told me a story about spiders in iraq his homie that was there said they have these camel spiders.he said they fuck with them in the desert when they don't got shit to do at camp.they call them that cause they stick to the camel and suck it's blood and they are the size of a large hand.anyway they would cap on one of the soldiers cause he stuck his face close to one and it jumped on his face and bit him lol!