I've heard the call. I believe God wants me to run for president.
God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.
I ask Americans to bow our heads in humility before our Heavenly Father, a God who calls us not to judge our neighbors, but to love them, to ask His guidance upon our nation and its leaders in every level of government. [Is that so? Hmm, love our neighbors. LOVE, not bomb]
I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.
After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism. [ROFL]