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Timm

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I know exactly what it is. If i didn't i wouldn't have typed that in. See everyone here knows what these things are. We just don't feel like we have to write paragraphs about them and talk like a bunch of snobs.
 
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I know exactly what it is. If i didn't i wouldn't have typed that in. See everyone here knows what these things are. We just don't feel like we have to write paragraphs about them and talk like a bunch of snobs.
You still havnt responded to my question about how else to describe beer. so until you do STFU


and I dont know why you are getting pissy that I am describing what is in a beer :ermm:
 

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Tastes good. Doesn't taste good. Gets you fucked up. doesn't do much. Got lager, stout and ale.

Human terms.

Not:

pick up something piney, lemony not too sour with a nice pale look, great piny aroma


You're not fucking staring at the beer admiring it, you are drinking it.
 
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Tastes good. Doesn't taste good. Gets you fucked up. doesn't do much. Got lager, stout and ale.

Human terms.

Not:

pick up something piney, lemony not too sour with a nice pale look, great piny aroma


You're not fucking staring at the beer admiring it, you are drinking it.
saying a beer is good or bad is not describing it. I am describing beer for someone who has never had that kind of beer before. Saying good or bad doesnt mean anything because they are just opinions. Describing what is in a beer and its taste actually lets people know about the beer
 

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Normal Person:

I can tell you all about how much OE and MD taste like shit, but fucks you up. Malt Liquor Ah-Hoy!
Snob:

Arrogant Bastard Oaked

This beer pours a beautiful amber color and a little redder than regular AB. You can instantly smell/taste the oak and bitter hops. Still following the same taste as AB with its dark malts, caramel and I think vanilla as well.


an expensive drink and somewhat hard to find but well worth it. One of the best "oaked" beers I have ever had
 

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Maybe i thought the amber was ugly? I dont think the beer poured well. This beer wasn't red, it was more of a scarlet if you ask me. The hops were'nt bitter at all, they tasted sweet to me.
 
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You're entire description was an opinion..........
no it wasnt...

This beer pours a beautiful amber color and a little redder than regular AB. FACT


You can instantly smell/taste the oak and bitter hops.
FACT


Still following the same taste as AB with its dark malts, caramel and I think vanilla as well.

FACT well maybe except for the vanilla part
 
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Maybe i thought the amber was ugly? I dont think the beer poured well. This beer wasn't red, it was more of a scarlet if you ask me. The hops were'nt bitter at all, they tasted sweet to me.
You dont think the beer poured well? That makes no sense unless you pour your beer straight and quick

not red but scarlet? you are just splitting hairs


They use bitter hops when making it



these are not opinions they are facts
 

Timm

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Thats probably because you dont drink :ermm:
No, the hops in the previous AB were Oxidized and made a rather oily feel to thy tongue. These seemed a pinch dryer and had a spot of tart in them through all of the bitterness. I believe the vanilla could have been more solvent like providing a much easier pour. The amber was rather vinous and did not appeal to me. As for aroma, i sort of got the cloying feel but i turned out to enjoy the brew.

Cheers to snobbery

 
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No, the hops in the previous AB were Oxidized and made a rather oily feel to thy tongue. These seemed a pinch dryer and had a spot of tart in them through all of the bitterness. I believe the vanilla could have been more solvent like providing a much easier pour. The amber was rather vinous and did not appeal to me. As for aroma, i sort of got the cloying feel but i turned out to enjoy the brew.

Cheers sir.

You already said you dont drink or do drugs so I dont know where you copy pasted that from. And untill you try both of them dont copy past other people words.

Cheers :cool: