Beavis and Butthead On air again!
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man, that nose bleed shit is too funny, the more i think about it lol.
the best part is when butthead ties a string to what is probably beavis's nose, but all you see is butthead standing next to a door with a string tied to the doorknob like you would do tryin to pull a tooth out as a kid. Butthead slams the door, and blood splats and the screen turns red. shit is too funny!
butthead to a woman in front of a womans restroom - "Can you buy me one of those things, that you put in your thing, when you get your thing?" talking about a tampon for beavis's nose lol
or when they are stealing a bunch of shit from the kwik mart, and the guy sees them leaving with their clothes bulging...
"hey, what's in your pants?" butthead-- "wouldn't you like to know, uh huh huh huh" lol
the best part is when butthead ties a string to what is probably beavis's nose, but all you see is butthead standing next to a door with a string tied to the doorknob like you would do tryin to pull a tooth out as a kid. Butthead slams the door, and blood splats and the screen turns red. shit is too funny!
butthead to a woman in front of a womans restroom - "Can you buy me one of those things, that you put in your thing, when you get your thing?" talking about a tampon for beavis's nose lol
or when they are stealing a bunch of shit from the kwik mart, and the guy sees them leaving with their clothes bulging...
"hey, what's in your pants?" butthead-- "wouldn't you like to know, uh huh huh huh" lol
BEAVIS & BUTTHEAD--One of the last great MTV shows ever made...
There's too many hilarious moments on B&B to name just one episode, but I remember laughing my ass off at this dialogue they had while watching a music video (can't remember what song it was, but I think it was Alternative, and it featured people dressed in bird suits).
BEAVIS: Hey Butthead, I was just thinking, huh-huh-huh...did you ever notice, on SESAME STREET, Big Bird? He never poops!!!
BUTTHEAD: Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh, yeah.
BEAVIS: You know, huh-huh-huh, they should, like, have him poop. It would make it more realistic! Huh-huh-huh-huh!
BUTTHEAD: Huh-huh-huh, yeah. Then "Big BIRD" could have a "big TURD!!!" Huh-huh-huh-huh!
Then, Beavis starts talking about how he wishes HE were a bird, because then he could fly all over the place and poop on people from the sky: "I'd fly around, huh-huh-huh, NEEEEEEEEEIRA, and I'd do a little, POOP! NEEEEEEEEIRA! POOP, then I'd go, NEEEEEEEIRA--POOP! NEEEEEEEIRA--POOP! POOP! Over here, and I'd go POOP! Over there! NEEEEEEEEEEEEIRAA!" Then, after Butthead laughs, Beavis says, "you know, actually, huh-huh, I could probably do that WITHOUT being a bird, huh-huh-huh! I'd jump on the cafeteria table, huh-huh, pull down my pants, and run around pooping on people's lunch, like, huh-huh-huh, POOP! Huh-huh-huh-huh, and I'd do a little POOP! Over there, and I'd go POOP! Huh-huh-huh-huh!" And then Butthead says, "Okay, Beavis, that's enough about poop!" But Beavis keeps doing it: "POOP! Huh-huh-huh-huh! POOP! And I'd go, 'C'mon! It's chicken fried steak!' Huh-huh-huh-huh!" Classic shit (or should I say, "classic poop?" LOL!)
PEACE!
There's too many hilarious moments on B&B to name just one episode, but I remember laughing my ass off at this dialogue they had while watching a music video (can't remember what song it was, but I think it was Alternative, and it featured people dressed in bird suits).
BEAVIS: Hey Butthead, I was just thinking, huh-huh-huh...did you ever notice, on SESAME STREET, Big Bird? He never poops!!!
BUTTHEAD: Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh, yeah.
BEAVIS: You know, huh-huh-huh, they should, like, have him poop. It would make it more realistic! Huh-huh-huh-huh!
BUTTHEAD: Huh-huh-huh, yeah. Then "Big BIRD" could have a "big TURD!!!" Huh-huh-huh-huh!
Then, Beavis starts talking about how he wishes HE were a bird, because then he could fly all over the place and poop on people from the sky: "I'd fly around, huh-huh-huh, NEEEEEEEEEIRA, and I'd do a little, POOP! NEEEEEEEEIRA! POOP, then I'd go, NEEEEEEEIRA--POOP! NEEEEEEEIRA--POOP! POOP! Over here, and I'd go POOP! Over there! NEEEEEEEEEEEEIRAA!" Then, after Butthead laughs, Beavis says, "you know, actually, huh-huh, I could probably do that WITHOUT being a bird, huh-huh-huh! I'd jump on the cafeteria table, huh-huh, pull down my pants, and run around pooping on people's lunch, like, huh-huh-huh, POOP! Huh-huh-huh-huh, and I'd do a little POOP! Over there, and I'd go POOP! Huh-huh-huh-huh!" And then Butthead says, "Okay, Beavis, that's enough about poop!" But Beavis keeps doing it: "POOP! Huh-huh-huh-huh! POOP! And I'd go, 'C'mon! It's chicken fried steak!' Huh-huh-huh-huh!" Classic shit (or should I say, "classic poop?" LOL!)
PEACE!
