Fuck Boybands
me and my homie Atlantis wrote this a few yrs back when we just gettin rollin in the rap game.. its kinda funny, but i noe some of yall will feel it... so if u hate them cookie cutter bubble gum mothafuckas, grab a 40 and read on...
Dizz:
Shit, a bitch is a bitch and when tha bitch I’m hittin’
is thinkin’ ‘bout you, you know I be trippin.’
Y’all white boys, blonides, on the teen ‘zines,
the only hoez you get is hoez who’s thirteen.
Rap is the shit now. Who gon contradict?
BSB, N*Sync can go suck some dick.
These katz had a show called Makin’ The Band,
but soon we gon have a show called Makin’ Da Grand.
I’m tired of the air time these faggots get.
WE rock da airwaves and da mothafuckin’ net.
Standin’ in the lines and surfin’ up online,
by the time they got to shine, they was probably only nine,
but now I’ma drop a dime.
We back in da game,
fo da luv of money, fuck da fame. We got game.
Speakin’ of da caps, y’all just can’t rap,
and what about Aaron Carter? Man, what da fuck is that?!!
We’ll go triple platinum, take over the clubs.
They hear some of our shit, it’s our shit they’ll dub.
Cuz we got da beats, and the fuckin’ Backstreet,
can’t even compete. So don’t attempt you feebs.
Atlantis:
Westside fiends by all means necessary, droppin dimes like tooth ferries, droppin lines and rhymes commissionary. Combine all my kinds of signs in visionaries. I smoke by da name of buddha, a.k.a. stickity ickity, i’m da #1 shoota. Slug polluta, drug consuma. See me with my khakis and my matching pumas. Catch me in an all black midnight rover. Teen Fiend collaboration, it’s over. Now study the words I just told ya, bitch.
Dizz:
Come one, come all, I got something to say: boybands be kinda gay, frankly they quite lame, cuz all they sing is love and rub-a-dub-dub, but do I give a fuck? Yeah, nigga, what? They on all them posters that hoez be kissin’ but listen, soon, on top, they gon be sayin’ “MISSING!” Ain’t through wit da dissin. They takin’ the gay way. I know half yo fans got no hair on they pussy. So I’ma write a song and I’ma hit da weed, cuz weed, fame, glory is all I fuckin’ need. Don’t let the fame get to yo head, our blazin raps make yall wet the bed.
Atlantis:
Hey yo I hate boybands and all them many fans who comin’ from many lands that shit is plain bland. Always sayin the same shit, makin so many hits, y’all can eat a dick. I’ma make y’all sit da fuck down. I could give a fuck if I clown. I’ma take y’all crown then I’ma be runnin’ town. Always sympathizing, you think youre mesmerizin, when I’m finished wit y’all, I’ma have y’all apologizin. First off, fuck N*Sync. Not even twice I gotta think, I pull a 187 before anyone of you blink. Make ya mama’s weep, after I put ya to sleep, and by the way, fuck them niggaz from da Backstreet. I’ma freeze 98 degrees, you know my steeze, nigga please, I’ma breeze, wonderin’ when I’ma breath. I could give a fuck about some pussy ass faggots, I’ll drop ‘em like a habit, dig ‘em a hole like a rabbit. Girlie ass niggaz be dancin and prancin like them three blonde-haired faggots by the name of Hanson. I’m sick of all this. This shit is ridiculous. Blazed up meticulous, hear my voice articulate. If any one of you cats has the balls to talk back, remember that I’ma smack just because yo shit is whack. And that's really all I gotta say about that. Mothafucka.