Bart to Jack London

[Dirt E. Needlez]

man, just look towards the ground and dont make eye contact with anyone...they got those malt liquor drinking pitbulls that they feed hop...the homeless dudes are robbin people with syringes full of AIDS infected blood, the police will rob you if the grimy niggas dont...seriously homie, and dont wear colors cause you got the piru cats on 14th, and Telegraph got that Crip Cartel running shit...EVERYONE standing in front of that newstand is strapped ALL DAY...nigga the police beat down 2pac right there homie, you think they wont stomp you like a grape in napa?

man, just wear yo vest is all I gotta say, and if you hear Sooowoooop, just start running. Dont address anyone as a "homeboy" or say the word "boss" or "cuzz". If anyone asks you where you from I would suggest you say you just got outta Napa Mental hospital and then start stuttering and twitching, drop to the ground and fake a seizure while screaming "tell me when to go" until they leave...

good luck homie, remember...the payphones in oakland charge you $2 to call 911 so keep spare change handy, and they wont send an ambulance unless you have 2 forms of ID and a credit card (they dont take debit anymore)

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

r.i.p. ticktock

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

looks like that tick has had his last tock


RIP TICKTOCK

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

Even if he had his own car to drive he's not totally safe. It doesn't matter if it is broad day light, fools love to walk up on cars waiting for the light to go green. the first time that shit happened to me I wasn't paying attention, the motherfucker leaned over and stuck his big black head into my car and started fucking with me while his boy opened up the passenger car door, i had to think quick and ran the red light.

same shit just happened to my grandma man, they tried to run up on her the other day the same way.but my mama dont fuck around and has to regulate on them fools...see my mama is from e.27th...she came home with two dead niggas in the backseat and had the nerve to make ME bury them....I asked her what happened and she just looked at me and said "town bidness nigga, dont ask questions, just get the chainsaw and a shovel and quit actin like a bitch"

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

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America's Safest and Most Dangerous Cities is a publication issued annually by CQ Press, a division of Congressional Quarterly Inc., that ranks American cities on the basis of safety and crime. According to the publisher, the rankings are based upon statistics submitted by cities to the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) which are then published by the FBI online, as part of the Bureau's Uniform Crime Reporting (UCR) program.[1] Recently, the ranking has been criticized by several organizations, including The American Society of Criminology (ASC), Criminal Justice Journalists, and The United States Conference of Mayors as well as the FBI.[citation needed]

JACK LONDON (OAKLAND)
In August and September of 2012, street thugs launched a offensive attack against the Federal Government and Oakland police Department. In August, a roadside bomb on Broadway exploded and damaged three civilian transportation buses ( routes 72, 15, and 38x) killing thirty-nine people and wounding 55 more, and in September, two suicide bombers killed themselves in an attack on Oakland airport. Murder, kidnapping, illegal roadblocks, banditry, and other violent incidents and threats to tourists and citizens, as well as in any region of Alameda. Unpredictable armed conflicts among rival gangs are prevalent in and around the city. Terrorist attacks, cross-neighborhood warring and brutal, violent street crime wreck the area on a daily basis.

Visiting unguarded public sites such as golf courses, beaches, parks or cemeteries can be dangerous for visitors. Even public transportation is dangerous, making armored car or tank the safest way to get around the city, even helicopters are open to surface-to-air missle attacks

be careful man....its grimey out there

 

[Ticktock]

Hahaha, yall funny as fuck.

 

[reo]

weve walked theese south central streets since we were lil ass kids!!! shit all of LA... skid row included...

plenty of shit has hapent but that will never stop me frum doing what i gota do or going where i wanta go.


as far as "getting jacked"
i coud pullup a gang of articles of shit happening frum people getting banged on (wether they bang or not), but its pretty rare that ne1 gets "mugged" nemore. i think its bcuz most peopl use debit cards instead of cash theese days.

 

[Ticktock]

When we was teenagers me and my homeboys jacked people pretty much every day lol

I'm not even lying, I had a felony strike at 16 for strong arm robery so now that I'm a grown ass man with a corporate type job I'm feeling the carma hahaha

Its all good tho, I just heard back from the agency today that I got the job I start in two weeks I'm happy as fuck!

BIG $ so fuck it I'm going to be in a new car next month anyway

 

[MaC A$$ ViC]

make sure they dont require you to spell carma or your fucked lol

 

[BASEDVATO]

I would suggest buying a bicycle... so once you on the street, you can high-tail it to where you need to be.

I heard that those lil thugs riding on handle bars can be very fast, so I would suggest hitting the gym on the exercise bike, and build that stamina. Also you could play paper boy, and get some idea's for moves on the bike.


I may be traveling daily to Oakland next year, near MacArthur and Telegraph. I have set up life insurance for my kid. I went and took some MMA classes. I been also going outside to get tan and darker.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

yeah the tan helps, back when I was white I used to get jumped in Oakland all the time..i started hittin the tanning salon 4x a week, 90 minutes a session, and then got some dreads. Having a bike helps, but theres no way you can outrun a $600 car with $3,500 26" rims and aerodynamic candy paint....its just impossible, Ive tried and have the scars to prove it

you better train like Lil Mac cause you about to head into a city fulla Mike Tysons homie...

 

[Filthy_Rich]

Downtown Oakland is the same as the rest of Oakland - usually pretty safe but you gotta be on your toes.

I wouldn't walk from Bart to JL though, not at night. Once you pass the police station, it's a lawless shanty town until you start seeing water.

 

[The Duke of Earl]

get a bicycle , keep your work clothes in a bag , and get a face tattoo

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

theese lil hapent frum gota wanta coud frum people wether ne1 nemore bcuz peopl theese

oh, word.

 

[reo]

That wus wen i wus sobur... Jus wait, tuhday im gittin sawcy... Bcuz fuck tuhday...

Rip big able

 

[reo]

U can xspect a gang of random posts about broads with bad bref AND THA CITY IM FRUM

 

[reo]

Wait r caps lock back y did haf of that werk tho^^^