I THINK I GOT THE WORST MEMORY OUTTA ANYBODY I KNOW. SHORT TERM AND LONG TERM MEMORY... IS THAT JUST ME OR IS THAT SHIT NORMAL? DO I NEEDA GO GET MY DOME EXAMINED?
FOR EXAMPLE, IF U ASKED ME WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, ITS GONNA TEKE ME AT LEAST LIKE 10 SECONDS TO REMEMBER, IF I DO REMEMBER. \I HAD HONEY NUT CHEEIOS TODAY BTW BOOYA
I WAS LOOKING AT THAT "WHAT YOU DO THIS WEEKEND THREAD" AND I WAS GONNA POST STARTING WITH FRIDAY, BUT I DONT EVEN REALLY REMEMBER WTF I DID FRIDAY
AND I LIKE WHEN I MEET GIRLS AT PARTYS OR BAR WHATEVER, THERES A 50% CHANCE I AINT REMEMBER HER NAME. EITHER I GOTTA BE SLY AND WRITE HER NAME INTHE NOTES IN MY PHONE RIGHT AFTER SHE TELLS ME,
OR WHEN I ASK FOR THERE PHONE NUMBER ILL BE LIKE "YO CAN I GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR WHATEVER" AND THEY GIVE ME THE NUMBER AND I PUT IT IN MY PHONE I GOTTA BE LIKE "SO HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME" AND THAT WORKS MOST OF THE TIME.... (IF ITS LIKE KATE OR JANE IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A DUMBASS, BUT O WELL)
I ALSO AM SLIPPIN WHEN I DO THAT WITH ITS A GIRL WITH A WIERD ASS NAME AND I CALL HER AND PRONOUNCE IT WRONG, EVEN THO SHE SPELLED IT OUT PERFECTLY, LIKE THIS LATIN BREEZY "MARIEEL" HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRONONCE THAT SHIT? I CALLED HERE AND I WAS LIKE "WHATS UP. IS THIS MARY ILL?" AND SHE WAS JUST LIKE "WHAAAAAAA ?AND HUNG UP
BUT TELL ME WHY I ONLY REMEMBER SOME INSIGNIFICENT SHIT LIKE I WAS A PIRATE FOR HALLOWEEN IN 3RD GRADE AND I HAD A FLOPPY ASS NINJA SWORD IN MY BELT LOOP AND MY I GOT SENT TO TEH PRINCIPLE OFFICE ADN THEY TOOK IT
