BAD ASS MEMORIES

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

I THINK I GOT THE WORST MEMORY OUTTA ANYBODY I KNOW. SHORT TERM AND LONG TERM MEMORY... IS THAT JUST ME OR IS THAT SHIT NORMAL? DO I NEEDA GO GET MY DOME EXAMINED?

FOR EXAMPLE, IF U ASKED ME WHAT I HAD FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING, ITS GONNA TEKE ME AT LEAST LIKE 10 SECONDS TO REMEMBER, IF I DO REMEMBER. \I HAD HONEY NUT CHEEIOS TODAY BTW BOOYA

I WAS LOOKING AT THAT "WHAT YOU DO THIS WEEKEND THREAD" AND I WAS GONNA POST STARTING WITH FRIDAY, BUT I DONT EVEN REALLY REMEMBER WTF I DID FRIDAY

AND I LIKE WHEN I MEET GIRLS AT PARTYS OR BAR WHATEVER, THERES A 50% CHANCE I AINT REMEMBER HER NAME. EITHER I GOTTA BE SLY AND WRITE HER NAME INTHE NOTES IN MY PHONE RIGHT AFTER SHE TELLS ME,

OR WHEN I ASK FOR THERE PHONE NUMBER ILL BE LIKE "YO CAN I GET YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR WHATEVER" AND THEY GIVE ME THE NUMBER AND I PUT IT IN MY PHONE I GOTTA BE LIKE "SO HOW DO YOU SPELL YOUR NAME" AND THAT WORKS MOST OF THE TIME.... (IF ITS LIKE KATE OR JANE IT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A DUMBASS, BUT O WELL)

I ALSO AM SLIPPIN WHEN I DO THAT WITH ITS A GIRL WITH A WIERD ASS NAME AND I CALL HER AND PRONOUNCE IT WRONG, EVEN THO SHE SPELLED IT OUT PERFECTLY, LIKE THIS LATIN BREEZY "MARIEEL" HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRONONCE THAT SHIT? I CALLED HERE AND I WAS LIKE "WHATS UP. IS THIS MARY ILL?" AND SHE WAS JUST LIKE "WHAAAAAAA ?AND HUNG UP


BUT TELL ME WHY I ONLY REMEMBER SOME INSIGNIFICENT SHIT LIKE I WAS A PIRATE FOR HALLOWEEN IN 3RD GRADE AND I HAD A FLOPPY ASS NINJA SWORD IN MY BELT LOOP AND MY I GOT SENT TO TEH PRINCIPLE OFFICE ADN THEY TOOK IT

 

[chronicicetea]

lay off the pills for a while. youre on some lightweight amnesia shit

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

lay off the pills for a while. youre on some lightweight amnesia shit

LOL I DONT TAKE ANY PILLS

I DONT SMOKE WEED ANYMORE,

I DO DRINK, BUT ONLY AT NIGHT, USUALLY ONLY ON WEEKENDS, AND IVE CUT DOIWN ON THAT ALSO

 

[shirmstick]

maybe you're just retarded

 

[The Visualizer]

I feel you too, my short term is really bad I'll forget what everyone tells me or stuff that's recently happened... But my long term is great I remember everything from high school and below.

Drinking does lead to memory loss and Alzheimer's disease.

 

[Tha Mack]

i dont remember names myself.... i think its cause i just dont give a fuck enough to remember em

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Drinking does lead to memory loss and Alzheimer's disease.

AAAAAHHHHH! U SERIOUS?

I COULD GET OLD TIMERS FROM THAT?

IM BOUT TO WRITE A BOOK CALLED "ALTZIMERS N BUDWISERS : THE PATH TO... I FORGOT"

 

[tweeze]

lay off the pills for a while. youre on some lightweight amnesia shit

Its this drank eating Way our brain. Brotha

Nighaz always be like tweezey you dont remeber what you did last night you ?was t -riping

but I know for a fact I was going to bust one of them nighaz shit last i do remember that. LOL

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

IMA STARYING TO ACTUALLY CONPREHEND TWEEEEZES POSTS

THAT MUST BE BAD FOR ME

 

[tweeze]

haha

 

[ESFCE]

lmao

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

IT FEELS LIJKE I JUST SNEESED A GILLET RAZOR BLADE OUT OF MY LUNGS

MY SEELING HAS ESPESTIS MAYBE THATS WHHY IFORGET SHIT,

AND ALSO MY TRASH CANS HAVE MOLD ON THE FROM OLD ASS KFC AND 6 DOLLAR BURGERS

 

[The Visualizer]

Speaking on this subject do you have a hard time articulating words?

I don't know if it's because I don't sleep enough, eat right or what but lately my speech is getting really retarded I'll be studdering like porky pig trying to talk or hella get confused tongue tied it's ridiculous

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Speaking on this subject do you have a hard time articulating words?

I don't know if it's because I don't sleep enough, eat right or what but lately my speech is getting really retarded I'll be studdering like porky pig trying to talk or hella get confused tongue tied it's ridiculous

YEA I BEEN HELLA SLIPPIN ON NMY SENTENCES, NOT REALLY STUDDERING

BUT I'LL BE SPEAKING SOME SIMPLE ASS SHIT, AND I WILL GET STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT WORD TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING, BUT THEN IT DOSENT COME TO ME... AND ILL BE LIKE "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!" AND THEN CHANGE THE SUBJECT

 

[The Visualizer]

YEA I BEEN HELLA SLIPPIN ON NMY SENTENCES, NOT REALLY STUDDERING

BUT I'LL BE SPEAKING SOME SIMPLE ASS SHIT, AND I WILL GET STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT WORD TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING, BUT THEN IT DOSENT COME TO ME... AND ILL BE LIKE "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?!" AND THEN CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Hahahahaha fuck that's like me I don't know what it is but lately it's gotten really bad. I do drink a lot, not as much as before... maybe I should cut back or start the heavy drinking again :ermm:

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

Hahahahaha fuck that's like me I don't know what it is but lately it's gotten really bad. I do drink a lot, not as much as before... maybe I should cut back or start the heavy drinking again :ermm:

I USED TO DRINK TILL I ALMOST DIED, LOL

IVE BEEN CUTTING BACK LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA LATELY, BUT IM STARTIN TO SEE THAT EVEN IF IM COMPLETELY SOBER, I STILL GET CAUGHT SLIPPIN


LIKE THESE GIRLS I MET THIS SUMMER, I GAVE THEM A FAKE NAME, I DONT REMEMBER WHY I DID THAT BUT...

I MET UP WITH EM AGAN IN OCTOBER, AND THEY HAD A NEW FRIEND WITH THEM, AND I INTRODUCED ME AS MHY REAL NAME

SO THEY TALKED AMONGXT THEMSELFES AND THEN THEY WERE LIKE "WE GOTTA GO" AND I WAS LIKE WHAT I DO WRONG?

THEN I REALIZED I GAVE TEH NEW BITCH A DIFRENT NAME... THE OTHER BROADS THOUGHT MY NAME WAS CORNELIOUS OR SOME DUMBASS SHIT, SO THEY BOUNCED

IM TELLIN U THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN MY LIFE UP, I NEEDA START EATING MORE CARROTS OR SOMETHING, GET MY EYESITE UP AND MY MINGD RIGHT

 

[InfamousICON]

My short term memory has been fucked up bad lately, mostly with names of people I just met and shit that i'm supposed to do. I think it's all the diet soda I drink, I drink like a 2 liter of Diet Pepsi or Coke Zero every day, that Aspartame is killing me.....hope I don't get brain cancer.

 

[caff]

your brain getting lazy, READ books

 

[REdRUM]

I don't remember what this thread was about, but lol @ trying to figure out what the fuck tweeze is saying. Seriously...

Might as well use hand signs from home, because either way, we don't know what you're saying.

 

[decisive]

It's called selective memory.


Or your brain could just be shot.