Baby Jokes....

[MeloTrauma]

Whats grosser than a dead baby in a pot of boiling water?
A live baby in a pot of boiling water with its brains erupting out it's soft spot

 

[DippedinButter]

WPS

lol

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BABY AND A BLUNT WRAP?

-babies burn much slower

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BABY AND PASTRAMI?

-pastrami is lunch meat, baby is dinner meat.


WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BABY AND A FOOTBALL?

-babies dont bounce very far away when you drop a catch.