ATTN:DJ MARK and ALL OTHER COLOGNE ENTHUSIASTS: Issey Miyake Cologne Question

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Mar 4, 2006
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i haven't worn cologne since like 7th grade

I actually think it's funny for grown men to wear cologne. I think all that shit makes you smell like a bitch.
 

DubbC415

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I'll only wear it like once a month if im goin out for the night because i know ladies like it. It definitely attracts more women. I fucks with polo sport though, been my steady cologne since 6th grade.
 

LISICKI

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I got a couple different varieties but my bread and butter in still cool water

Ive done alot of experimentation and cool water trigger fond dick filled nostalgistic memories in hos heads

If you think about it throughout the course of a bitch life she has had at least one mufucka fuck the dog shit outta her while sporting cool water

just the slight scent open up that deep seeded subconcience hornyness isnide a girl falopian tubes
 
Jun 15, 2005
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"Wear this - it's gauranteed to get you laid."

Isn't it comments like this that make cats with real game just laugh? I mean, you gotta wear some smell good to have some kind of advantage?

If anything, the gotdamn smell is getting into your weak mind just as much as it is hers, and actually boosts your confidence up to speak to a bitch.

Normally, you'd be wallflowered in a club full of drunk ass chicks who will talk to anyone who can form an interesting question, and somehow you think the cologne is doing it.

Bottom line, I haven't worn cologne since high school - and back then it was Drakkar Noir, Polo (green bottle), and Cool Water.
 

Gas One

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May 24, 2006
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#30
the smell of my nut sliding across a girls face like the secret of the ooze turns her on.

i wear cologne on RARE occasions....like everyone said i was a cologne wearer in jr high when i was funky all the time

on some "i just came back from gym" funk and cologne mix.

know what girls like...fuckin soap

lol
just be clean and you aint gotta worry bout no cologne
 
May 7, 2002
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LISICKI said:
I got a couple different varieties but my bread and butter in still cool water

Ive done alot of experimentation and cool water trigger fond dick filled nostalgistic memories in hos heads

If you think about it throughout the course of a bitch life she has had at least one mufucka fuck the dog shit outta her while sporting cool water

just the slight scent open up that deep seeded subconcience hornyness isnide a girl falopian tubes

Is that the Coolwater Deep Blue cologne?

 
Nov 20, 2005
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DubbC415 said:
I'll only wear it like once a month if im goin out for the night because i know ladies like it. It definitely attracts more women. I fucks with polo sport though, been my steady cologne since 6th grade.

<3333333333333 POLO SPORT

since the 90s!!!!!!!!!

~k.
 

Gas One

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man, i cant be smellin how i smelled back in junior high and high school, in 2007.

w/ all that cool water and polo shit.

fuck around be walkin somewhere and think i gotta go to gym class all the sudden and end up in bell junior high with a sea of kids looking at me funny.

my cologne is called...500 dollar a zip kush

pothead bitches smell me pass by and be like mmm mmm bitch!
 

Gas One

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Stalka All Day said:
lmao....yup...when i get to my bf's house and i give him a kiss and hug...and he has just finished a bowl or a blunt...i cant help but linger for a minute longer.....................lol
ive gotten grilled over my breath smelling like burnt weed...but the smell in the air and on clothes is definately proven to make females stick around...haha

now smoke bad weed..and im not sure thats the case...

most girls i know even if they dont smoke...will just sit and smell a piece of weed like its catnip..

lunchtime as per usual...time to drink 6 beers and come back to watch resident evil (and it bet not suck needer)

stalka you need to peep my 'lookin ass nigga' thread since its flopping..ha..shits funny