"Wear this - it's gauranteed to get you laid."
Isn't it comments like this that make cats with real game just laugh? I mean, you gotta wear some smell good to have some kind of advantage?
If anything, the gotdamn smell is getting into your weak mind just as much as it is hers, and actually boosts your confidence up to speak to a bitch.
Normally, you'd be wallflowered in a club full of drunk ass chicks who will talk to anyone who can form an interesting question, and somehow you think the cologne is doing it.
Bottom line, I haven't worn cologne since high school - and back then it was Drakkar Noir, Polo (green bottle), and Cool Water.