Ass Thread - Dedicated To The DF Doomster

[Spooky 1987]

Liars.

I lurk and observe potential "winners". Yall don't do shit.

Right now:
2 Mommy's - Both with two kids
2 Females

Who will win this shit.

 

[DFDoom]

Right now:
2 Mommy's - Both with two kids

I see someone went back to the "club"

 

[Spooky 1987]

No, I'm playing it safe. I thought about going to one last time I had days off, but I would have been broke right after pay day and contracted a disease.

These are real mommies with REAL jobs and probably some tore up vaginas from child birth unless they opt'd for a C Section, but thats ok if they didn't.

 

[DFDoom]

No, I'm playing it safe. I thought about going to one last time I had days off, but I would have been broke right after pay day and contracted a disease.

These are real mommies with REAL jobs and probably some tore up vaginas from child birth unless they opt'd for a C Section, but thats ok if they didn't.

If you were a true creep, you'd know already if they had a C-section or not.

 

[Spooky 1987]

Don't worry I'm working on it. Trust me.

Heres two.

Mommy #1:

Chick #1:

There is a 16 year old also, but that's jail bait so fuck that.

Once again.

"I'm being very diplomatic."

....but at the same time I'm a complete piece of shit.

 

[DFDoom]

Both fly. Well done.

 

[DFDoom]

...Also this is an ass thread, not post a hoe, so...

 

[Spooky 1987]

If I get some booty shots from any chicks I'll definitely send you some of em', Claire. Nothing on here though.

 

[DFDoom]

A true creep and a true gentleman.

Respectable answer.

 

[DFDoom]

PS, I don't care to see.

I can get my own hoes, thanks. :cheeky:

 

[MACdaddy420]

PS, I don't care to see.

I can get my own hoes, thanks. :cheeky:

where do I apply? LOL

 

[DFDoom]

You're no hoe, woman!

<3

 

[Dirty Nappy]

There is a 16 year old also, but that's jail bait so fuck that.

If someone says that they don't belong here

 

[MACdaddy420]

I would be for you!!!!!!!!!!


Ok maybe not, but I'm very good an roleplaying..


wait a minute..


Im not into girls.


New subject

 

[MACdaddy420]

Anybody who would say that shouldnt be here

agreed

 

[DFDoom]

I would be for you!!!!!!!!!!


Ok maybe not, but I'm very good an roleplaying..


wait a minute..


Im not into girls.


New subject

Me either, but there's always exceptions to the rule right? RIGHT?! :cheeky:

Hahah.

 

[MACdaddy420]

right!


I say for my 18th....we partaaaaay...

right? RIGHT!? lol

 

[DFDoom]

RIGHT!

 

[TaxMan]

Don't worry I'm working on it. Trust me.

Heres two.

Mommy #1:

Chick #1:

Chick #1 is the way to go.

 

[Spooky 1987]

If someone says that they don't belong here

I'm not getting locked up on some dumb shit just cuz 16 year olds are easily manipulated into giving head. She messed it up by telling me her age. I had no idea.

Doomster - I dunno if those two chicks have ass, but they definitely have tit-tays. I'll share anyways you'll get a random picture text of a twat or two. lol

Taxman - *shifty eyes* I wanna collect em all.